What's your "kill quip"

[Volafortis]

Whenever I kill someone in melee on any game I pull out the Full Life Consequences line:

"I need to kill fast, and bullets too slow!"

Damn, this was one of the last things I ever expected to be ninja'd on.

 

[ninjapenguin981]

Haha! Eat my bullets you *****!

 

[Spygon]

I normally say if its a huge boss fight and its been a real battle in a action adventure game "and the big guy goes down" in a boxing commentor voice.

Sometimes if someone does something and makes a mistake etc trys to use close range a close range noob tube only to miss me that i normally stab them in the head for it. (yes i hate noob tubes at close range and will punish anybody who uses them like that)

I often say

"owww... unlucky"

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

"Now, what have we learned?"

 

[Jim From Accounting]

KHHHAAANNN!!!!!

 

[Treblaine]

Mostly quips from Evil Dead series:


"THIS! ...is my BOOM-stick!"

"Groovy"

"Hail to the King, baby"

And my favourite, yell into the mic as loud as you can "WHOOOOO'S LAUUUUGHING NAAAAOOOOOW!!!! AAHHH HAAA HAAAA HAAAAAHHH!!!"

 

[Treblaine]

sorry, double post

 

[AdeptGamer]

"Boom goes the dynamite"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W45DRy7M1no

 

[vallorn]

when I melee kill someone in FPS I tend to say [creepy voice] om nom nom your spine is delicious[/creepy voice] this tends to scare the s*** out of the opposition and they tend to hide near their spawn for the rest of the game. psycological warfare foor thASSUMIG DIRECT CONTROL!

 

[Kinichie]

Not very epic, or funny, but it works so well for me. Especially in Company of Heroes or a FPS.

"Right... NEXT!"

 

[Mistermixmaster]

I usely just say:" Thank you, come again" With an indian accent.

Cant remember why :/

Definately not from the Simpsons or anything

OT: I wouldn't really know what I say, because I tend to just blurt out with pure bullshittery (yes it's a word... IT IS, ALLRIGHT?! Don't burst my bubble D:< ), and I even confuse myself regularly with whatever I might have just said. I am a strange person like that.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

On Borderlands,when I snipe someone I usually say:
"Target eliminated"

 

[Tattaglia]

"You've been killed. Forever."

Say it clumsily.

You...have been...killed forever?

More emphasis on the "You" and you have it.

 

[Cgull]

Being the mighty coward that I am, the closest I have to a kill quip is saying 'Run away run away run away' very fast to avoid the angry respawned gamer that will usually return to the scene with a rocket launcher and bad intentions.

 

[Musclepunch]

I usually go with "Oh, sorry, I thought you could dodge bullets. My bad"
And if I get killed then I usually say something say "Ow! That hurt" and then set out on a path for revenge which fails multiple times.

I usually just say take that you b4stard, in a really deep sinister way, I also say you b4stard when I get killed repeatedly.

How do you pronounce the 4?

Swap the 4 with A

 

[PixelKing]

I cheer and shout "Thank you, I'll be here all week."

EDIT: I sometimes say "Hell-Hotel has one spac-[Gets the kill]make that 0 spaces." Thats for friends only though.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

"You've been killed. Forever."

Say it clumsily.

You...have been...killed forever?

More emphasis on the "You" and you have it.

You...have been...killed forever.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[Sparrow]

On this odd occasion I do get a kill, it's usually something like "Holy crap!"

 

[TheGameXXVII]

"whats the same between you and Jane Austin?
you're both dead women"

"here's a touching story, once upon a time i killed you and i lived happily ever after.
the end"

(i usually say this when i kill this fat guy who hangs around with us at school and plays COD on Xbox live"

"heres to you *insertgamertag/name*, you fought hard and died a virgin."

gotta love TF2 domination taunts.

 

[AWC Viper]

owned....simple but it works.