Whats your most recent painful experience?

[EHKOS]

I threw up in a hospital elevator recently, so hard my throat hurt for a few days.

 

[Phlakes]

On Saturday, I was wearing sandals and carrying a bench out of the yard, and ripped a wart right off my toe. I still keep finding spots of blood I need to clean up.

But that's the Phlakes way to remove a wart.

 

[The Hero Killer]

Death of a family member, it happened a few months ago and I still havent gotten over it.

 

[FamoFunk]

I put a fork back in the cutlery draw this afternoon, I slammed it shut with my figer tips still inside. I have two bruised nails, and it's still has a trobbing feeling to it ;.;

 

[Zorak the Mantis]

I tore 3 ligaments in my ankle 2 weeks ago :/

 

[theevilgenius60]

Thursday, I was squatting down to get something at work and my left kneecap popped out of place. I let out the most creative combination of swear words. I'm having to go through physical therapy for it

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I was playing with my dog yesterday and he mistook his bone for my arm and chomped on it like he didn't have a care in the world.

Then freaked out when I yelled.

I'm now sporting a really huge bruise and little bruises where the teeth were.

 

[emeraldrafael]

How recent is recent exactly? Guess about three weeks ago someone tasered me (was not a cop).

 

[Dapsen]

Uh... My girlfriend bit me in the shoulder a month or two ago, and I now have a scar. Like a dark curve from her teeth, it looks fuckin sweet. That was very painful xD.

 

[Dr. Pepper Unlimited]

I got a paper cut on my pointer finger from a six pack of jello. It was painful, so very painful.

 

[King Toasty]

I stubbed my toe this morning. :c

 

[Dango]

I can't really remember any, but having appendicitis a few months ago was pretty bad.

 

[Tdc2182]

I was biting my nails and accidentally missed one somehow, ripping open a cancer sore making it bleed all over my mouth.

It was one of those things where you could feel it all throughout your body.

Surprisingly it barely hurt at all when I woke up.

 

[Sariteiya]

Right now actually. My wisdom teeth are pulling all kinds of shenanigans, making my jaw, skull and eyes hurt. But, I lack dental coverage, so I just have to deal with it for now.

 

[lwm3398]

Let it be said that I have incredibly sensitive skin.

I once decided to start cleaning my privates daily, but with bar soap. Bar soap dries out my northern European-descended skin ridiculously, causing a feeling of tightness all over and immense itching. Well, I didn't quite put that together when I made the above decision. After a week or so of daily showering, itching set it. Soon after that, very tiny paper cut-like things started to appear. Let that sink it. Paper cuts. On your manhood. All over.

Every time I changed, moved, or got a boner, "AGH, OH FUCK, OH GOD."

They stayed for a week or so, and I was constantly aware of them.

Agony.

 

[StellarViking]

Unloaded our delivery truck (I work at a drugstore) and pulled a muscle in my back on piece number 35 or so. I have scar tissue forming in the muscle around my spine for no good reason, and that was a 400 piece delivery. Fun times. My manager told me he had never heard those particular words used together.

Then, afterwards, I somehow sprained a muscle in my right ass-cheek that still hasn't stopped hurting.

 

[Julianking93]

Do you mean emotional or physical?
Recent physical... take your pick as of late. I seem to be the target of misfortune right now >.>
Emotional... see above <.<

 

[Mauro Carrizales]

I broke my nose while diving in a 4 feet area.

How clumsy of me.

 

[Varrdy]

I fell down, and had a fence post driven eight centimeters into my chest.

Fook me!!! I can't even begin to imagine what that must have felt like - I hope you're recovered from it now!

Wardy

 

[Varrdy]

My left lung collapsed ("imploded" was the word the specialist used) suddenly back in 2005. I honestly thought I was having a heart attack and at the time I was doing nothing more strenuous than sitting with my GF and having a brew. I've not known agony like it and I wouldn't want to again!

More recently, I booked a holiday with my GF, she then told me she would rather be with her new (male) room-mate with whom I knew she was close friends. After I cancelled the holiday it was revealed that she had conveniently arranged a holiday with her new beau...at the same time as we would have been on ours. That hurt like a ************...

Wardy