What's your pornstar name?

[CHIMP MAGNET]

So. The idea here is to take your first pets name (For example mine was Guinness)
Followed by the first street you ever lived on (For example mine was Holmesdale road)
The order there in isn't important. Just do whatever sounds best!

This may not work with some american readers. What with the roads just having numbers or whatever. If your first street name is rubbish then try the first town or neighborhood you lived in or something.

Let's see it in action

The names Guinness Holmesdale ma'am. I've come to look at your pipes...

Post your pornstar name in the comment along with where you got it from...

EDIT: Feel free to cut down your road names respectively (e.g. only keeping the interesting part)
DOUBLE EDIT!: Yeah this doesnt always work but post it anyway. as I said it may not work for people outside the UK where we have creative road names!

 

[Kopikatsu]

Clyde N I-45.

Oh yeah, I'm a badass.

Interestingly, there is a street in the next town over that is the same name as my last name. If only I'd been born there.

 

[onewheeled]

Duncan Chandler Hill.

...Erm, alright then.

 

[Commissar Sae]

Mattias de L'Eglise, doesn't really work in my opinion.

 

[Tonythion]

Shadu Menlo
...not a very good porn name at all!

 

[The Shade of Time]

Lance Hill.

I'm the milk man. I always arrive at really inconvenient times...

EDIT: Had a Goldfish, named him Lance after the Dragon tamer in Poke'mon Red/Blue. My street is also Lairds Hill.

 

[Jonluw]

Gråpus Maristuveien.

That's Grey-cat Mary's-cottage-road in English.

Has to be the shittiest porn-star name ever.

 

[ramboondiea]

speedy saddleback......well it sounds porny, but not the good kind haha

 

[Fwee]

Manchester Blue.
Or Blue Manchester?
Does it have to be current pet?
Blue is great and all, especially for the connotations that can be derived in a porn sense, but I think Bowser Manchester is a good way to easily build cred with the game fans.

 

[Laurie Barnes]

Thor Durban.

Animal control. I hear you have a cougar problem?

 

[Waaghpowa]

Hung Lo

 

[IxHADOUKENxI]

Mr.Salterton (Mine)

(My Dad's had to include it cos of how cheesy it is ) ladies and Gentlemen I present "Oscar Dudley!"

 

[martin's a madman]

Baxter Primrose.

I'm here to do landscaping.

 

[Nabohs]

Larry Shepard...

Just cut a sex scene from mass effect and there you go

 

[Stormpigeon]

Tiger Croft.
I've seen another way of doing this where the last name is your mother's maiden name. Using this formula I know both a "Lucky Hunt" and a "Pèpè Allcock"

 

[ace_of_something]

Someone needs to point out this a phishing scam tactic.

Anyhoooo....Geit Partial County 3

hmmm doesn't work.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Rusty Jackson apparently? I think it might be the whole RJ thing, but it puts in mind a fat disgusting man who is somehow wildly successful in the business.

 

[Jester00]

Findus Kärner
...
fail.

 

[DJDarque]

>.>
<.<
Chocolate Country.
XD I kid you not.