What's your pornstar name?

[Dark Sup3rn0va]

Big Daddy Station Street. Hmm I have the quite the name ha

 

[Sokarred]

I heard it as first name = first pets name, last name = mother's maiden name.

So for me it would be Fred McCormick.

Using street name, Fred Frankford

 

[Trololo Punk]

Fire seed?

 

[keyLIMEpiez]

Ricky Falcon
hellz yeah

 

[WhamBamSam]

I have a lizard that I named Secret Agent due to being around 7 at the time. I lived on Buckingham Rd. That gives me Secret Agent Buckingham... I guess I would do James Bond porn parodies, which presumably would be scenes cut straight from James Bond scripts, but where you see the naughty bits.

 

[TheEvilCheese]

Someone needs to point out this a phishing scam tactic.

And a brilliant one at that! (Doesn't bother me as the names I use for secure things are not real names at all)

OT: Mimi Goldsmith (And I'm A guy D=)

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Bam Bam Spirit.

That's lame, I'm not impressed with this system you've come up with here.

 

[SuperNova221]

First cat was black and white and called Jess. Why yes, it was named after a certain postman's cat.

First street I lived on... dunno, first I can remember living on though is N Deskford Street.

S.

Jess Deskford.

Sounds kinda good, actually.

 

[binvjoh]

Slowpoke.

I wonder if that's a niche market.

Edit: Dammit, didn't read the OP. I think I'll be sticking with this one anyway, though.

 

[Stammer]

Testicles (pronounced like Hercules)

 

[Easton Dark]

Smokey Briarwood.

Works for me.

 

[CHIMP MAGNET]

Someone needs to point out this a phishing scam tactic.

Also I'll need your social security number
sort code
Ahh. what the hell just send me your credit card and all the details

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Smokey Frenchfield. Hmm, would probably work better if I was a woman, shame this doesn't involve my real last name as that already has the word cock in it.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

.50 Cal. You get the idea.

 

[Nyce1]

Toby Clements... hhmmm not too shabby!

 

[SangRahl]

Chief Cross, if my own first pet.
Sam Cross, if family pet.

Either way, please come into my office... I understand there was an incident in your Algebra class, today.

 

[Vonnis]

Sjuul Cuyleborg. I heard there was a problem with your tv reception...

 

[Benmonkey7]

Buster 120th Avenue? That doesn't sound very good. If using the city then it would be, Buster West Olive? Or West Olive Buster?
"I'm here to bust your west olive, ma'am."
Hmm...no, I don't think so.

 

[Kapol]

The name's Manitou Remington, and... that doesn't really work. It'd the best of all the names I could think of though. ( Other pet names include: Cartoon, Peanut, Butter, Casey, and that's about it. And the included 'beach' in the road name wouldn't work well either.) Not going to do mother's maiden name, as that'd be even worse.

EDIT: Hmm... Maybe Casey Addison would work better.