What's your warning label?

[Aerodyamic]

"Caution: This person contain scenes of nudity and coarse language. Viewer discretion is advised."

It's also a magnet on my fridge.

 

[Harkwell]

WARNING:
(a) DO NOT BRING ELECTRONIC DEVICES NEARBY DUE TO BODILY EMP EMISSIONS.
(b) DO NOT MENTION CRYSIS, THROAT PUNCHES WILL OCCUR.
(c) DO NOT TURN ON ANY NEARBY TV'S, THEY WILL ALL AUTOMATICALLY SWITCH TO SANFORD & SON.

 

[Mr.Napier]

Warning: Chaotic Neutral with Neutral Evil tendencies approach with caution.

 

[cefm]

Warning! This product suffers from an extended development cycle and an over-abundance of managerial oversight!

 

[Sebenko]

Warning: May contain corruption, nuts.

 

[DemonicVixen]

Warning: Mentally insane and insecure. Will make you sucomb to the paranoid mind of illusion. Beware to all those whom dare to cross my heart.

 

[PayneTrayne]

Warning! Do not attempt to stop chain with genitals!

 

[MorsePacific]

Warning: Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.

 

[blobby218]

WARNING!:

may cause brain damage and woopass!

 

[jordanwb]

CAUTION! STUPIDITY NOT TOLERATED

Pretty much this.

 

[Iconsting]

Warning: Iconsting contains copious amounts of furfaggotry.

 

[oktalist]

Achtung! This person/object/whatever attracts, and is attracted to, all other matter in the universe, with a force proportional to their combined masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them.

 

[Palademon]

Warning: Ginger

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Warning: May contain Science

 

[De Ronneman]

Warning: Do not disturb before first cup of coffee.

Sometimes easy stuff hurts the most...

 

[Chrono212]

Warning: Product not intended for flight

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Warning: Contents is easily distracted and injures self easily... NO! STOP EATING THAT! BAD!

 

[LeonLethality]

I already sort of have a warning label. "Batteries not included, results may vary."

 

[Azaradel]

Warning: Insanity in progress!

 

[open trap]

Warning mentally unstable and will likley hit you because some religious diety in his head told him to.