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Manicotti

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Manicotti
has not been approved by the FDA, the MPAA, the CIA, PETA, Al-Jazeera, or PBS. Contains high levels of caffeine, gunpowder, piss, vinegar, nuttiness, and high-fructose corn syrup. Health risks associated with this product include death, combustion, lacerations, electrocution, and irritable bowel syndrome if you're lucky. Keep out of range of children. For best results, point away from self and laugh maniacally.
 

Plurralbles

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F-I-D-O said:
Plurralbles said:
Warning: Do not say Shenanigans.
Shenanigans. Do I get a cookie? Wait, what are you...OH GOD! HE HAS A GUN!!
I warned you. The label clearly said not to say it. *takes out pistol and proceeds to hit you with it Puts it back in my pocket* I hope you have learned a valuable lesson today.
 

T-Bone24

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FightThePower said:
Warning: Highly unstable. Do not aggrevate.
Wow, that's a good one. I would steal that, but that would be wrong.

WARNING: Prone to obscure trivia and eccentricity. Occasional paranoia. Do not shake.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Jack and Calumon said:
[HEADING=2]WARNING! THIS FACE CONTAINS COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF JACK! WOMEN WITH HEART CONDITIONS ARE ADVISED NOT TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT JACK! THIS ALSO APPLIES TO WOMEN WITHOUT HEART CONDITIONS. HE'S VERY PRETTY! SEE? SEE HOW PRETTY HE IS? I WANT TO RUN MY FINGERS THROUGH HIS HAIR, AND I'M JUST A WARNING LABEL![/HEADING]
Nice one. *Abridged amine highfives*
 

Lord_Panzer

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WARNING: Contents dangerously sarcastic at all times. Handle with care! (or don't and see how far it gets you. My money is on not very far, by the way.)
 

eggy32

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Warning: This being is most likely tired, hungry and angry. Approach with caution... and tasty treats
 

Nihilism Theory

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Warning: do not feed after midnight. do not expose to direct sunlight. do not exceed the guidline daily dosage. if your eyes become exposed, rinse with warm clean water then contact your GP.