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Asturiel

the God of Pants
Nov 24, 2009
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Warning: Being close to this person has a high chance for being hurt in multiple fashions. Polite conversation is tolerated, nothing long term. Handle with care.
 

GebGuy

New member
Mar 23, 2009
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Legion said:
Mine would be pretty simple and common: Warning: Does not play well with others.
Does not play well with others was written on my year 3 report card under "other comments".
 

TehRandom1

New member
May 9, 2010
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Lucky I have access to Cautionary Advice Labels:
I had 'CAUTION: NOT TO BE TAKEN', 'Expires on: XX/XX/75', 'Limit alcohol consumption' and 'student preparation- not to be taken' stickers on me.

Only if I had them on a name tag
 

Lineoutt

Sock Hat
Jun 26, 2009
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Plurralbles said:
Warning: Do not say Shenanigans.
oh old Plurrables and his shenanigans

Warning: Do not puncture or incinerate. Store between 50 and 75˚F
 

Hashime

New member
Jan 13, 2010
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WARNING: Too Smart, arrogant, clever, logical, soulless for own good! Approach with cookies!
 

CrazyGirl17

I am a banana!
Sep 11, 2009
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WARNING : Provoke at your own risk, this subject is unpredictable at times and may lash out. Subject also has low tolerance for idiocy. You have been warned.
 

Plurralbles

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Jan 12, 2010
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Lineoutt said:
Plurralbles said:
Warning: Do not say Shenanigans.
oh old Plurrables and his shenanigans

Warning: Do not puncture or incinerate. Store between 50 and 75˚F
Warning: Old and cranky.

You better believe it.

oh and... *nuclear launch detected*

I WARNED YOU!
 

Marmooset

New member
Mar 29, 2010
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derdeutschmachine

New member
Jan 22, 2010
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Achtung: Bearer of this label requires excruciating ammounts of alcohol, pussy and murder. If upon encountering one or more items are not fulfilled murder will ensue... That is all.
 

vento 231

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Dec 31, 2009
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J03bot said:
Warning: Currently depressed. Do not engage in conversation unless you wish to hear lengthy disjointed monologues on the nature of said mental illness.
Tell me more.
 

camokkid

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Aug 13, 2009
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Tharwen said:
Probably this one:


I mean, it was my avatar for a year.

[sub]And I naturally produce Anthrax spores.[/sub]
Mmmmmmmm...

Anthrax...
 

sailor_960

New member
Jan 12, 2010
183
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Warning: Individual may engage in discussions on Taoism, Frank herbert's Dune or Star Wars. Considered yourself warned.
 

K_Dub

New member
Oct 19, 2008
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Warning: Will knock the shit out of someone if they approach! Not that I have anything against you personally! In general, I don't like people all that much due to poor experiences with them as a child! It's more like an insecurity issue that I have with people! Again, it's not you, it's me! Now back the fuck off!
 

Adventurer2626

New member
Jan 21, 2010
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Warning: May result in psyche-crushing conundrums and circular logic when posed a simple question. Do not attempt to comprehend; often defies logic with randomly random behaviour. Requires two daily doses of cans of Mt. Dew and a 1/2 cup of hot sauce. If you are not well versed in gamer and sci-fi/fantasy culture, on long trips, bring a book.