What's your warning label?

[Purplefood1]

Warning: Do not ingest.

 

[The87Italians]

Warning! Watch for the boot!

 

[Berithil]

Warning: Extreme Sarcasm. Stepping within five feet of this person may subject you to high doses of clever retorts and annoyed remarks. Doing so may cause you to suffer severe mental confusion and/or spontanious stuttering whilst trying to think of something to say. Enter at your own risk.

 

[Zero47]

Warning: has not showered in 4 days.

 

[Shotgun Opera]

WARNING: This is a LIVE-FIRE excercise.

Doesn't really make sense, but damn if it doesn't sound cool.

 

[Quala]

WARNING: Prolonged exposure to subject while in talkative mood may cause headaches, frustration, or melting of your frontal lobe.

Or, on a more violent note: WARNING: Once you touch the fedora, all personal injuries you may/may not sustain become your own responisibility. You have been warned.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Warning: has not showered in 4 days.

....I'll get the hosepipe.

 

[Trivun]

Warning: Keep away from knives and children.

 

[schiz0phren1c]

"Break Glass in Event of Zombie Apocalypse"

 

[RaeveSpam]

Warning: Voids Warranties

 

[crudus]

Warning: If I think your question is stupid, I will light you on fire.
Warning: Do not ingest.
Warning: Do not throw at spouse.
Warning: May contain nuts.

I'd get banned if i put it down.

send it to me in a message.

 

[garlicncow]

Warning: Rage filled.

 

[Ildecia]

caution. insanity ahead

 

[Zero47]

Warning: has not showered in 4 days.

....I'll get the hosepipe.

Just for the record, I may not have been entirely serious. Nope, I wasn't, really.

 

[The Bum]

WARNING DO NOT EXPOSE TO ANYTHING THAT CAN BE MISSUSED IN ANY WAY
WARNING DO NOT TOUCH THE HOOCH
WARNING IS QUITE A CHARACTER

 

[cheese_wizington]

Warning: You might step in dog shit if you walk by me.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Warning: has not showered in 4 days.

....I'll get the hosepipe.

Just for the record, I may not have been entirely serious. Nope, I wasn't, really.

Well..alright then. But only if you aren't only saying that because of the threat of ice cold water.

WARING DO NOT EXPOSE TO ANYTHING THAT CAN BE MISSUSED IN ANY WAY

But you're on a computer that can be misused, possibly even in a room of other objects.

OH SHI- Run for the hills!

 

[The Bum]

Warning: has not showered in 4 days.

....I'll get the hosepipe.

Just for the record, I may not have been entirely serious. Nope, I wasn't, really.

Well..alright then. But only if you aren't only saying that because of the threat of ice cold water.

WARING DO NOT EXPOSE TO ANYTHING THAT CAN BE MISSUSED IN ANY WAY

But you're on a computer that can be misused, possibly even in a room of other objects.

OH SHI- Run for the hills!

Never fear the Hooch acts as a stabilizer

 

[Martster]

RATED EC10 Condemed

 

[fearofthemind]

Warning: Might start spontaneously sing "Rock Lobster"