When Deer attack..

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Paddin

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SirBryghtside said:
The bit with the cat at the end was hilarious XD
Yeah, that cat showed no fear and just ***** slapped the deer. He deserves a medal.
 

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Actually deer are very very dangerous. im not sirprised it attacked. they spook easy but only if they dont expect you. If they already see u they will attack if u try to spook em, especially females with their young.
 

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That kind of sucked for the dog, but the cat was a real badass .. that made me chuckle a little bit.
 

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dududf said:
I can't stand animals being hurt. If that deer were to look at my dog funny I would have rushed it with my iron fire poker. I wouldn't even think, I would not stand for even a millisecond to see it. I'd have fucking brained that deer, then probably throw up.

Seeing something attacking family will not be tolerated for even a fucking second. I can not and will not tolerate that. Who ever tries to bring about harm on my family will know my god damn wrath.

This is one thing I will not fucking tolerate regardless.

Mrs Deer, say hello to my dog protection stick.

It's severely wounded 2 foxes, a deer like you, and killed 2 fishers.

Burn in hell.
A little ironic is it not?
 

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^=ash=^ said:
dududf said:
I can't stand animals being hurt. If that deer were to look at my dog funny I would have rushed it with my iron fire poker. I wouldn't even think, I would not stand for even a millisecond to see it. I'd have fucking brained that deer, then probably throw up.

Seeing something attacking family will not be tolerated for even a fucking second. I can not and will not tolerate that. Who ever tries to bring about harm on my family will know my god damn wrath.

This is one thing I will not fucking tolerate regardless.

Mrs Deer, say hello to my dog protection stick.

It's severely wounded 2 foxes, a deer like you, and killed 2 fishers.

Burn in hell.
A little ironic is it not?
Family>My huge distaste in suffering in animals.

I'll be shaken like all hell afterwards, and probably be pent up in my room for a while, but when it comes down to it I'll kill it. My dog is family, you don't fuck with that. Now I'm feeling a little sick from remembering the last fisher... if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go take a nap and try to forget about it...
 

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I have not liked deer for years, ever since being charged by them unprovoked outside of my house. They are stupid and crazy. Fuck em.
 

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El Poncho said:
If that deer done that to my dog I would be running at it and beating the shit out of it.
Same here. In fact watching that pissed me off to no end.
 

Tartarga

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I got attacked by a goose once. I say attacked but it was more like it was chasing me around in circles. It was pretty funny actually.
 

crazyfoxdemon

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HOLY @#$^ING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's all I could say for like 5 minutes after watching that video... Just... WOW...
 

Old Hat

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Don't you love how they just keep filming while it attacks the dog, rather than, I don't know, doing something?
 

Gerhardt

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Oh my god, the set of low hangers on that cat! Even after the dog got curb stomped, the cat gives the deer a right hook. I <3 cats.
 

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Paddin said:
I recently found this video of a deer getting pretty aggressive, I search bar approved this but maybe I might have missed a previous topic about it..

Anyway, heres the video:

(WARNING: Its a disturbing video in which a dog gets attacked by a deer. The dog lives though)

Running commentary:
0:35 : Sup Cat
0:42 : You checking out my baby?
0:54 : Yeah, shes pretty sweet ain't she?
1:06 : Come on baby lets get out of her-
1:12 : THE F*CK YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING HERE, DOG?
1:14 : YOU STEPPED INTO THE WRONG NEIGHBOURHOOD MUTHA F*CKER
1:20 : YOU WANNA FUCKING GET MESSED UP? TAKE SOME OF THIS!
1:38 : I'm warning you cat, I aint in the mood for sh*t
1:42 : Seriously cat, I-
1:46 : OH NO YOU F*CKING DIDNT
1:48 : GET THE F*CK BACK HERE!
1:50 : YEAH YOUD BETTER RUN
aftermath : Lets get out of here before the cops show, baby

What would you do in that scenario Escapist? Have any stories of animal attacks?
Wow... wouldn't believe it. If I was in that scenario I'd protect my animal, I don't really care that another one is protected or not.

Also I'd do it depending on what I had at hand... if nothing I'd run full pelt at it arms waving bellowing a mighty roar. And if that doesn't scare the crap out of it, then it's braver than a fully grown male German Shepherd. I've tried.
 

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That was one vicious deer. When it charged the dog down at full speed I actually winced, that looked painful.
 

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DeadlyYellow said:
El Poncho said:
If that deer done that to my dog I would be running at it and beating the shit out of it.
Actually it would most likely be the other way around.
At least i'm not sitting there watching it kill my dog.
 

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El Poncho said:
DeadlyYellow said:
El Poncho said:
If that deer done that to my dog I would be running at it and beating the shit out of it.
Actually it would most likely be the other way around.
At least i'm not sitting there watching it kill my dog.
Yes, because laying there watching it kill you is such an improvement.
 

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Ekonk said:
understand people are upset but don't start saying things like 'I'd snap it's neck' or any of that bullshit.
Now while I do understand that the deer was protecting its young.But if I would see a deer attack my dog,I would most likely run up to it and beat it if it din't flee.
 

El Poncho

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DeadlyYellow said:
El Poncho said:
DeadlyYellow said:
El Poncho said:
If that deer done that to my dog I would be running at it and beating the shit out of it.
Actually it would most likely be the other way around.
At least i'm not sitting there watching it kill my dog.
Yes, because laying there watching it kill you is such an improvement.
It's a deer, I could easily outreach it with something long.
 

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WanderFreak said:
Odd Water said:
Don't you people understand the concept of mothers protecting their young? I feel sorry for the dog and cat yeah, but this is what animals do. She saw the dog as a predator.
Quiet with your logic. You are to call the deer a "*****" and declare how you would run up and attack it, ignoring the fact that one hit to the face would have you unconscious and bleeding profusely requiring immediate medical attention.

Ekonk said:
I understand people are upset but don't start saying things like 'I'd snap it's neck' or any of that bullshit.
They're totally badass. Fuck bears even, they'd totally beat off bears without a weapon. And tyrannosaurs.

I was charged by a buck once (we're talking the sort a hunter would dream of having on his wall). I was with some other people, and suffice to say we did not break it's neck. We scattered like fucking ants and ran behind the biggest trees we could find because that thing WILL kill you.

There's a reason they use their hooves. Imagine being hit in the face by several very sharp rocks without pause.
Oh you arch-cad, coming in here with your satire... also I wholly agree with you, dogs are the right shape to be wolves which means it's time to stomp a ***** to make sure every other wolf knows to back up fast.