When I was Alive

[Clairaudient]

This is an unfortunate demise in the works with a seemingly innocent appearance.

An innocent action is posted. (ie. When I was alive I threw an orange into the sky). A user respond's to the above poster's innocent action and turns it around to accidentaly kill them. They then say "When I was alive, I (Innocent thing)".

Example:

Poster1: When I was alive, I tossed an orange into the sky.

Poster2: I remember, that orange fell straight down my throat and I choked to death!
When I was alive, I baked a cherry pie.

Poster3: I ate a slice of the mystery pie not knowing it would be cherry. But I have a severe allergy to cherries! x_x
When I was alive, I hit a golf ball.

Sounds a little complex, but that's always fun, right?

Ahem

When I was alive, I kicked a soccer ball.

 

[Anarchemitis]

It was filled with air, and we had fun kicking it everywhere, me and my friend Daniel.
Than one day years later, I had an affair with Daniel's wife, and he killed me.

When I was alive, I build a Nuclear Reactor.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Though the secret service came to shut the operation down. Unfortunately my best friend Harry was shot brutally in the head. At the funeral his five year old son got hold of his gun that he was being burred with, we told them to make sure there was no live ammo in it. I found out they didn't pay attention the hard way.

When I was alive I stroked a dog

 

[Anarchemitis]

The dog exploded.

When I was alive, I was the Batman.

 

[the monopoly guy]

You were chasing after someone in the batmobile, I was deaf and it was a dark night. I never saw it coming, I, I never saw it coming.


When I was alive I ran a fast food corporation.

 

[OverlordSteve]

Oh yeah, I died of cholesterol problems.

When I was alive, I piloted a giant fighting robot.

 

[Xhumed]

I died of being stepped on by a giant robot!


When I was alive I cured cancer.

 

[Xhumed]

I got stabbed to death by a pimp.


When I was alive I fought Mike Tyson.

 

[COR 2000]

Unfortunately, my ear was bit off.

When I was alive, I Owned an X-wing.

 

[the monopoly guy]

My death was completely Irrelevent to that. I passed away peacefully in my bead, asleep.
I bet your were hoping for something more creative then that, sorry to ruin it.


When I was alive, I ran a stock broker company...thing.

 

[dalek sec]

But when the stock market crapped out I blew my brains out infront of everyone at the office party.

When I was alive, I was in the armed forces.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

I didn't know the Homestarmy had such a high mortality rate...

When I was alive, I threw grapes out of a moving bus at random passersby.

 

[dalek sec]

Sadly some guy on the street fought back with a rather large apple.

When I was alive I worked at a lab.

 

[Labyrinth]

The chemicals you synthesised lead to my girlfriend becoming psychotic and putting a shotgun to my head.

When I was alive, I was a political leader.

 

[000Ronald]

Unfortunately, you were Hitler, and I was a gypsy.

When I was alive, I was a gypsy.

 

[Clairaudient]

I died in 5 years from now! It was from a jar but not yours; I was diving for pickles and drowned.

When I was alive, I drank a lot of Bailey's.

 

[Jamanticus]

I was killed by the impact of someone throwing their highly cirrhotic liver at me....Now I know who it was!

When I was alive, I played the cello and it was awesome.

 

[Labyrinth]

I went to see you in concert, along with 5000 other screaming fans.

When I was alive, dinosaurs roamed the earth.

 

[Lord Krunk]

Yes, I remember, I wasn't a very convincing one; especially when 20+ guns were all pointed at me.

When I was alive I could run faster than lightning!

 

[Labyrinth]

And I was a sniper bullet from a musician's gun.