When I was Alive

[Anarchemitis]

And I was a proton. Poor, poor proton...
*sniff*

When I was alive, I was Wilsonscrazybed. (?!)

 

[COR 2000]

Unfortunately, I was thrown out the next day.

When I was Alive, I was Alive!

 

[Lucas113]

Unfortunately your immune system killed me and all of my immediate bacterial family.

When I was alive, I had a cup of tea.

 

[COR 2000]

.... Laced with Poison.

When I was alive, I was a Movie Director!

 

[Flux07]

but my horror movies came back to life and killed me in silent film, no one could hear me screaming...

When i was alive, i had a pet hamster...

 

[Anarchemitis]

His name was Marsh. I would imagine the most fantastic worlds and adventures with Marsh.
Then I hit puberty, did drugs and tried to eat him. I suffocated.

When I was alive, I was money.

 

[the monopoly guy]

I had money once, it was the base of greed, and evil. Everyone wanted it and would to whatever it took to get some. I ran the Colarado mint, we were raided one day and one of the machines lost control. We all drowned in a sea of small bills.

When I was alive, I was a constructor.

 

[Clairaudient]

I was the unfortunate victim of a bridge erection gone wrong due to your faulty plans.

When I was Alive, I was a japanese cartoon.

 

[COR 2000]

And I got turned into a tool of lust because of Hentai.

When I was alive, I was a merman!

 

[Flux07]

then my eyes went furry and my whole body turned furry and died of suffocation

When i was alive, i was taking my guinea pig out for a walk

 

[Vortigar]

and jumped in the river after an animal rights activist 'freed' it.

when I was alive there were tricycles everywhere

 

[Captain Wes]

unfortunately they belonged to hardcore 5 year old gangs and I got shot

When I was alive we all danced and sang merrily

 

[Crowghast]

And my singing voice began to crackle, and those that couldn't tolerate my poor singing sent me into the cornfields to await my demise... and then IT came. It came and pulled my throat out and gave me a new one. It was very nice for the first week... then I was diagnosed with throat cancer... very unfortunate.

When I was alive we used to have one game we played every Sunday mornin'...

 

[Clairaudient]

Unfortunately you used a necro'd thread to make the stew, and I choked on a rather chunky bit.

When I was alive, I posted in a forum.

 

[Simski]

I never left the forum again, and I later died from dehydration after trying to make urin my alternative to drinking water.

I went to bed.

 

[Whiskyjakk]

unfortunately I didn't see the large anvil falling towards it.

When I was alive, I was UN ambassador to the South Maldives ...

 

[Pentarch]

My house's stilts broke and I drowned in my sleep because the UN ambassador didn't bring up global warming at the last meeting.

When I was alive, I played guitar.

 

[Crowghast]

They never warned me that those strings can actually remove more than one limb after snapping... and they aren't effective tourniquets. Made doubly so after becoming a double amputee.

When I was alive I wrote in backwards-upside-down Latin...

 

[COR 2000]

But I Was expelled from school because everyone took everything I wrote the wrong way.

When I was alive, I was a troll!

 

[Jamanticus]

Hmmm....I remember killing a troll that lived under a bridge, but it bit me before I died and I got trollitis, so then someone else killed me......

When I was alive, I played the cello!