Where do babies come from?

[gl1koz3]

"Sup"

Come on. Let's not waste our energy on this.

 

[Caligulove]

Surprisingly, in before "fuckin magnets, how do they work?"

also "so, like, how did we invent electricity?"
and for anyone who's been in retail "are you closed?"

 

[Dana22]

and another ninja edit,

Ok question part was obvious fail, but here I fixed it: "Can you disprove existence of God ?"

And yes, I am aware that this (first) statement is true. It was example of "reverse logic" (or abductive reasoning) of people who believe in deities.

 

[delanofilms]

I work at a coffee shop, while sitting outside with all of our lights off, in my street clothing, sitting down smoking with my co-worker, a customer came and asked us if we were closed. At this point I would like to point out that right above my head there was a sign that read 'Closed'. To answer your question, babies come from Halo reach, and after they come home from grade 4 they go back to playing halo reach.

What do you have against reach?

 

[Varrdy]

Only a few weeks ago, my mother asked of The Red Arrows' planes, "What colour are they?"

Wardy

 

[Rooster893]

Hey, sup? Every freakin day.

Nice avatar, dude.

"Um, like, where's the pacific ocean?

When the world map was in front of here.

-.-

 

[Soviet Steve]

"WHAT ABOUT US WHO CAN'T TELL THE TIME HMM?"

Non-ironic question to my french teacher, posed by a 23 year old mother in my class. The student was outraged that she had to learn how to tell the time in French.

 

[coblen]

"Which part of America is New Zealand In "
"Your shitting me"
"It's a legitimate question"

My friends girlfriend said a pile of stuff like this.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Me sitting in the canteen of my work really early in the morning, enjoying my coffee until one of my colleagues arrived and said: "You've got to work today?" ... I started babbling about alien abductions and no clue of where I was and maybe using that as an excuse to be where I was because I really enjoyed being there instead of in my bed.

 

[Stoic raptor]

"Are clouds alive?"
It somehow still surprises me how stupid people can be.

 

[The Geek Lord]

"You cant disprove existence of God".

That's less of a retarded question and more of a retarded statement. And I do have proof that there is no God. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBbvh-mQ4eQ] Watch videos six through eighteen and you'll see what I mean.

Ahem. Anyways. Really bad references aside, the stupidest question anyone's ever asked me is, "Are you getting Final Fantasy 13?"

 

[Red Rum]

I'll probably get probation for this but...

"Can I get superpowers if I ejaculate into an electrical socket?"

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

"Do fish need water?"

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

'So Singapore speaks both English and Asian?'

That is *awesome*, the single best line I have read all day.

 

[Chrono212]

"What's a question?"

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

In Spain, I saw 2 Walruses boning, and the little kid asked his dad "what are they doing?", to which he responded "just hugging". I didn't know you hugged with a 2 foot erection, so many opportunities wasted.

 

[C95J]

I'll probably get probation for this but...

"Can I get superpowers if I ejaculate into an electrical socket?"

probation?
Nooooo!

High Five?
Yeeeeees!

 

[Kjakings]

I'm English: "So did we win the Second World War?" This was in history class.

"Wait. Where is Russia?" Geography class.

"What's 1x1?" Maths. I shit you not.

 

[Draco Kaiser]

We were watching a video on the colonial times and this girl asks "How did they record this if it's in the 1800's?"

 

[Phlakes]

"You cant disprove existence of God".

And I do have proof that there is no God. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBbvh-mQ4eQ]

I've been looking for these videos for a while, but I never thought I'd find a link in this topic.

OT: "AIDS isn't contagious, it is?"