Where do babies come from?
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Nice avatar, dude.cocoadog said:
"Um, like, where's the pacific ocean?
When the world map was in front of here.
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"WHAT ABOUT US WHO CAN'T TELL THE TIME HMM?"
Non-ironic question to my french teacher, posed by a 23 year old mother in my class. The student was outraged that she had to learn how to tell the time in French.
Non-ironic question to my french teacher, posed by a 23 year old mother in my class. The student was outraged that she had to learn how to tell the time in French.
Me sitting in the canteen of my work really early in the morning, enjoying my coffee until one of my colleagues arrived and said: "You've got to work today?" ... I started babbling about alien abductions and no clue of where I was and maybe using that as an excuse to be where I was because I really enjoyed being there instead of in my bed.
That's less of a retarded question and more of a retarded statement. And I do have proof that there is no God. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBbvh-mQ4eQ] Watch videos six through eighteen and you'll see what I mean.Dana22 said:
Ahem. Anyways. Really bad references aside, the stupidest question anyone's ever asked me is, "Are you getting Final Fantasy 13?"
In Spain, I saw 2 Walruses boning, and the little kid asked his dad "what are they doing?", to which he responded "just hugging". I didn't know you hugged with a 2 foot erection, so many opportunities wasted.
We were watching a video on the colonial times and this girl asks "How did they record this if it's in the 1800's?"
"So, when are you going to get your own cooking show?"
Or some variation of
"When are you going to own your own restaurant?"
Whenever my dad tells someone that I'm studying Culinary at college, they always ask me these two questions. It really gets on my nerves, especially since I don't want to be on TV or own a restaurant.
Or some variation of
"When are you going to own your own restaurant?"
Whenever my dad tells someone that I'm studying Culinary at college, they always ask me these two questions. It really gets on my nerves, especially since I don't want to be on TV or own a restaurant.
