Where do babies come from?

[Blemontea]

i know people have said this before, but "Why are you so tall"
HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW, my body grows, i have tall parents, i drink my milk, i strap myself to a board and have elephants pull on my body... plus it gets annoying when people just say "Your tall.." or "your to tall..." well no shit shorty... it gets annoying, alot.

 

[Akuuntus]

"Wait... Japan is an island?"

"So you have no soul?" (I have red hair, get this one a lot)

 

[Super Toast]

"Why are you so devilishly handsome?"

I can't help how sexy I am...

 

[Kermi]

What happened to your ear? (I had a nasty scab on one earlobe because I'd somehow gotten a pimple there that got badly infected)

> I tried to pierce it myself. with a chainsaw.

...are you serious?

> Uh. Yeah. Absolutely.

 

[PureIrony]

"Is that new pavement?"

And the tour guide quickly learned not to challenge children by claiming there is no such thing as a stupid question.

 

[AvsJoe]

"Where's all the snow?"

I live in the southernmost point of Canada, which is about the same latitude as Italy and Northern California. In the middle of Summer, as we were experiencing 30 degree weather, an American tourist with Michigan plates (i.e. should know better) stops beside me and asks away. So I decided to be an ass:

"You have some real bad timing, man. You showed up during the only 2 weeks where we don't have any snow in this country."

The look on his face as he drove off showed me that the sarcasm flew over his head.

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

I happen to have a guitar on me when Im somewhere and some random ned or something comes up and says "play us a song then." ...... NO!!! IM NOT A FUCKING JUKEBOX!!!

 

[Marble Dragon]

"Was the Revolutionary War between America and the French?"
"So, the Civil War came before or after the Revolutionary War?"

These were American kids, mind you. Also it's not a question, but every time I meet someone new, they feel the need to remind me that my hair is above average length. It's down to my waist, for those zero of you who care.

 

[Death God]

Who is Batman?

I was like 7 and everyone turned and stared at me. I felt thoroughly embarrassed to ask it.

 

[acklumos]

I have a friend who never played StarCraft, and the first thing he said to me after playing StarCraft 2 was," How do zergs fly in space?"

 

[Sacman]

When someone asks you what the game your playing is about and doesn't really care...
[img height= 300]http://hooniverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/RageFace2.png[/img]

 

[Triforceformer]

"Isn't Boston supposed to be a part of New York?". Wow, I really can't believe how large of a brain fart I had then. This was asked when we were discussing the Scout in a TF2 server, by the way.

 

[Nouw]

"Which part of America is New Zealand In "
"Your shitting me"
"It's a legitimate question"

My friends girlfriend said a pile of stuff like this.

New Zealand? -GASP-

Ahem, well it's rather statements really but for questions it'd have to be "Why is my finger wet when I touch water?"

I have a friend who never played StarCraft, and the first thing he said to me after playing StarCraft 2 was," How do zergs fly in space?"

They flap their wings!

 

[Siuki]

I'll probably get probation for this but...

"Can I get superpowers if I ejaculate into an electrical socket?"

Maybe it was a coincidence, but I couldn't turn invisible until I did.

Ahem.

Anyway, A kid in my class put two electronic scales on top of each other and asked why the one on top didn't hover.

You can put a few ring magnets through a pencil and see some trippy science though.

OT: "Why are you so smart?" I live in a school full of idiots, that's why.

 

[Siuki]

I have a friend who never played StarCraft, and the first thing he said to me after playing StarCraft 2 was," How do zergs fly in space?"

That sounds like an okay question to me. I haven't played that much Starcraft 1/2.

 

[Kelethor]

"Hey, wheres my shoes"

My brother is an idiot. a 7 year old idiot.

 

[Siuki]

"Are you reading?"
*strangle*

Ah, yes. I forgot that one. It's a Terry Pratchett book, what does it look like to you?

 

[TyphoidMary]

"How old are you, honey, twelve?" (I was 18 and working in a bar at the time.)

 

[SFR]

"How old are you, honey, twelve?" (I was 18 and working in a bar at the time.)

If you're a girl, all of Japan loves you.

That's assuming you look a lot younger than you are. If you do look 18, then

OT: "How are suns made?"
Me: "They come from a long period of gasses coming together."
"Oh... How are stars made?"

 

[Betancore]

My brother once asked me if Lady Gaga was a she-male. I did not know how to respond.