Where will the next war be?

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Capt. Crankypants

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Cadaverezzi said:
England vs Germany. It could be called WW3.
This. It will start at a football match, and never, ever end.

Honestly though, 3 scenarios:
1) Iran is going to push it just a bit too far, and the U.S is gonna jump right on in.

2) Kim Jong-Un is gonna try and make his balls feel big by attacking S.Korea, and the U.S is gonna jump right on in.

3) Benjamin Netanyahu is going to continue to give the peace process in the middle east the finger, and Palestine and Lebanon are going to go apeshit on them, and once again, U.S is gonna jump right on in. (Dunno why though, Israel seems quite capable of taking care of themselves).

If those happen, I fucking called it.
 

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mega48man said:
north korea is best korea :D

no seriously, those fuckers are up to something big
Did you know North Korea shot missiles over Japan as a test and threatened to go to war if they shot them down? Maybe censorship will be the only thing hurting anime in Japan...
 

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Capt. Crankypants said:
Cadaverezzi said:
England vs Germany. It could be called WW3.
This. It will start at a football match, and never, ever end.

Honestly though, 3 scenarios:
1) Iran is going to push it just a bit too far, and the U.S is gonna jump right on in.

2) Kim Jong-Un is gonna try and make his balls feel big by attacking S.Korea, and the U.S is gonna jump right on in.

3) Benjamin Netanyahu is going to continue to give the peace process in the middle east the finger, and Palestine and Lebanon are going to go apeshit on them, and once again, U.S is gonna jump right on in. (Dunno why though, Israel seems quite capable of taking care of themselves).

If those happen, I fucking called it.
I love how you talk about the leaders and don't say 'Iran is stirring up shit' or something to that effect.
 

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Canid117 said:
JochemDude said:
USA vs China
cause if north-korea is gonna start shit with south-korea The USA have already said to support south-korea and china has done the same for north-korea
Not since their economy started depending on ours. Given the choice of continued prosperity or getting in a long drawn out and bloody war just to support a tiny crack pot nation that doesn't give them shit. What are they going to choose?

That said North Korea sure has been trying to start something recently. I would not be surprised if something broke out there.


Ofcourse, I kinda didn't think about it that way. well I should probably not be commenting to political topic's at 4:00 in the morning, in the first place
 

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Littlee300 said:
Capt. Crankypants said:
I love how you talk about the leaders and don't say 'Iran is stirring up shit' or something to that effect.
My sarcasmometer is a little fuzzy, but I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say that I think you were actually sincere about that? Yeah, I did a bit of both though, that's all.

And your predictions?
 

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JochemDude said:
Canid117 said:
JochemDude said:
USA vs China
cause if north-korea is gonna start shit with south-korea The USA have already said to support south-korea and china has done the same for north-korea
Not since their economy started depending on ours. Given the choice of continued prosperity or getting in a long drawn out and bloody war just to support a tiny crack pot nation that doesn't give them shit. What are they going to choose?

That said North Korea sure has been trying to start something recently. I would not be surprised if something broke out there.

Ofcourse, I kinda didn't think about it that way. well I should probably not be commenting to political topic's at 4:00 in the morning, in the first place

Hehe I know what you mean though 4:00 in the morning is pushing it.
 

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According to video game logic, it will be in Generifakistan.

Hell, CNN could cover the story, and half the world wouldn't realise they've been trolled.
Just like...

hey, wait a minute...
 

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how about instead of picking fights with idiots who like having a dick measuring contest, NATO goes into Africa and cleans up the total hell that exists in some of these countries. I'd say they would probably start with Somalia as that is a hotbed for al Qaeda training camps.
 

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mega48man said:
north korea is best korea :D

no seriously, those fuckers are up to something big
Yeah. Not to mention they are batshit crazy.

Its gonna take one attack, North Korea is gonna pull the same BS against a US ship, all hell is gonna break loose.

Seriously, China? What gives?
 

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Australia vs. a coalition of seventeen nations.
Well shit, we are really hated aren't we?

I mean, I know that Hugh Jackman guy is a bit of a wanker and Mel Gibson is batshit insane (South Park...) but we're not THAT bad yerno?
 

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IBlackKiteI said:
Zachary Amaranth said:
Australia vs. a coalition of seventeen nations.
Well shit, we are really hated aren't we?

I mean, I know that Hugh Jackman guy is a bit of a wanker and Mel Gibson is batshit insane (South Park...) but we're not THAT bad yerno?
Well, Hugh Jackman does make me want to punch kittens.

But mostly, Australia's cool with me. Still, it's totally happening. I won't have anything to do with it, thought.
 

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The answer is Korean War 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Kim Jong-Un is trying to act tough but I think he will take it a step too far and then get buttfucked by China and NATO.
 

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JochemDude said:
USA vs China
cause if north-korea is gonna start shit with south-korea The USA have already said to support south-korea and china has done the same for north-korea
China didnt say that. They just said tehy would defend their borders so if the US stepped over it they would retaliate.

Its not smart to align yourself with North Korea. Tehy're under crushing sanctions and dont produce anything worth while. Plus its bad image.


OT: um... probably the Us vs Anon Army.
 

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JochemDude said:
USA vs China
cause if north-korea is gonna start shit with south-korea The USA have already said to support south-korea and china has done the same for north-korea
This. It's got me a bit worried to be honest. It sounds like China want's to get some talks started so as to avoid a full out assault. South Korea has made it clear that if The North does anything like that shelling a week or two ago, shit will go down. Once their shit goes down, bigger shit will the fan hit. This has me nervous.
 

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mega48man said:
north korea is best korea :D

no seriously, those fuckers are up to something big
You have no idea. You know that Nuclear reactor they let an American scientist examine recently? Yeah, apparently it is incredible. Way more advanced than anyone had imagined. Capable of creating nuclear fuel at a rapid rate and all that fun stuff. So, basically, all those sanctions, didn't do shit!

And the really scary part? That's just what they are willing to tell us. Yeah, think about that and try to sleep at night.

I see North Korea as a child trying to be taken seriously by the adults. Unfortunately they are so childish that they keep getting angry, having tantrums, demanding respect, a seat at the adults table, and generally getting on the adults nerves. Seriously, read some of the press releases from North Korea. They love to refer to South Korea as illegitimate and cowards. Yet, they are majorly dependent on South Korean aid and businesses.

Even worse, it's a kid with access to nuclear weapons. Or at least, trying to get said weapons.

Honestly, if anything happens, I think it will happen in Korea. Iran is an odd country, but there is a lot of internal issues and strife. Recently, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad removed his foreign diplomat. Some suspect that the reason is because he was much closer to Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei. What that could mean, I don't know, but I would suspect that there is some strife at the top. And there were all those protests. I believe that the opposition still exists. It might not be as strong, but I think the seeds are there. Another large upset will probably ignite more opposition strife. There are even high clerics that are known to be sympathetic to the opposition. Iran wants us to see them as a unified front, but a strong government does not need to use the brutal tactics that Iran is known to use to keep their people in line.

North Korea is mostly a cult of personality. Kim Jong-il; and soon his son, Kim Jong-un; leads North Korea with no opposition that I am aware of. So, if I have to guess where the next conflict will be, my money is on North Korea.
 

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Canid117 said:
ahh it's really a shame when people believe so strongly in thing's they have watched on the history channel.

I'm not even going to try and persuade you, if you are actually interested in the facts go down to your local library and get a hold of any of these:

Russia, Ukraine, and the Breakup of the Soviet Union-Roman Szporluk

The Break-up of the Soviet Union (Adelphi Papers)

Dissolution: Sovereignty and the Breakup of the Soviet Union-Edward W Walker

or...you know.....watch some more History Channel......