I will prolly be the first one to die cause I will be sitting at my desk playing some kind of video game or screwing around on the escapist. 
Where will you be when the apocalypse comes?
- Thread starter Arkhangelsk
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Screaming.
Just screaming.
Forever.
Actually, it depends on how much prewarning. If I had a few days, I would find all the people that repulse me in the near vicinity and kill them brutaly. No more morals or social inhibitions for me! I'm on the fasttrack to hell!
Just screaming.
Forever.
Actually, it depends on how much prewarning. If I had a few days, I would find all the people that repulse me in the near vicinity and kill them brutaly. No more morals or social inhibitions for me! I'm on the fasttrack to hell!
Odds are: surrounded by zombies, pumping the shotgun, smiling as I wait for the evac chopper.
...but the jokes on me because the zombies got the the pilot.
...but the jokes on me because the zombies got the the pilot.
Hopefully making sweet sweet love by the fire, chef didn't specify what fire, but im guessing there will be many to choose from.
TEH POWERZ OF THE INTERNETS WILL PR0TE3T UZ!Ciarang said:
But OT: I would be in my bunker. With my loved ones. And people with stunning shotgun skills.
Sitting in my house with my dad's sniper rifle, picking off zombies, looking at all the UFO's abducting people, watching the nukes fall; pretty much enjoying my time before the Flaming Tornado Tsunami of Doom comes and crushes/burns/obliterates us all.
...I have a monocle.
Mind if I join your crew?Monocle Man said:
...I have a monocle.
On my mighty airship which I hope to finish before the apocalypse.
I may or may not swap the Helium balloon for a Hydrogen balloon on that day.
I may or may not swap the Helium balloon for a Hydrogen balloon on that day.
Depends whether I see it coming or not
If I know that the worlds about to end, I'll probably be spending my last day(s) with my loved ones, and/or sitting on a rooftop watching the world burn
However, knowing me, I'll likely not find out, or just forget, at which point the Final Judgement will find me somewhere in the city, wondering where everyone's gone
EDIT: That is assuming this is world-exploding style apocalypse. If it's a zombie apocalypse, I'll either be the one to blame, or the only thing worse to meet than the zombies (think the Shrike from Hyperion)
If I know that the worlds about to end, I'll probably be spending my last day(s) with my loved ones, and/or sitting on a rooftop watching the world burn
However, knowing me, I'll likely not find out, or just forget, at which point the Final Judgement will find me somewhere in the city, wondering where everyone's gone
EDIT: That is assuming this is world-exploding style apocalypse. If it's a zombie apocalypse, I'll either be the one to blame, or the only thing worse to meet than the zombies (think the Shrike from Hyperion)
Ooh. new idea
I'd probably be with my girlfriend trying to get more than just a kiss out of her for once (you know, on the basis of WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!)
Or with friends doing all sorts of shenanigans.
I'd probably be with my girlfriend trying to get more than just a kiss out of her for once (you know, on the basis of WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!)
Or with friends doing all sorts of shenanigans.
Well I f you know when it's going to happen I'll let you know. I could be in one of many places!
When it starts....I would be at school or close to home, what would i do? Go to home, grab everything which look like a bag i can carry around my waist. Then i would buy loads of food, and go out of town with something which can be used as weapon....
If its a zombie acopalypse or something like that......
If its a zombie acopalypse or something like that......
First off I'm gonna murder every mother fucker that has been an utter douche to me throughout my lifetime, second off, I'm gonna find 3 other friends and start L4D in real life.