Where would you put rocket implants?

[Signa]

I'm thinking palms like in Iron Man. They would be functionally lame for flight, but I still would be able to throw explosions.

 

[versusterminus7]

i just realzied how completely unfunny I am. Dammit.

 

[Doomdiver]

I was having a similar converstaion in college yesterday where my friends was talking about a rocket powered artificial arm... From this I got the image in my head that if you pressed a button your rocket propelled fist would fire out. This is where I want rockets.

 

[keyton777]

if i was being serious, my calfs (or shins, back of your lower legs.

if not, near my ass so when i fart i can set shit on fire at a distance, or my hands and just burn ppl with the exhaust

 

[TikiShades]

Forearm. Rocket punches win even more when you can take off into flight after you make contact.

 

[Roamin11]

Back of my fist so I can ROCKET PUNCH people, when its charging I will be like "FALCON PUNCH"

 

[Yokai]

On the backs of my hands, for the ultimate hook. I'd put them on my heels too, for an extreme mega-kick of awesome, but if I didn't deactivate them fast enough my leg would wrap around my shoulder and I'd flip over backwards and land on my head. That's not very smooth.
Also, It'd be cool to have one on my tongue so I could spit fire. Cool until I burned my lips off, anyway.

 

[Hexenwolf]

Probably on the bck of my head, so if someone pulled something incredibly stupid/embarrassing in public, I could headdesk with maximum force.

I could've sworn you were going to say headbutt. Personally, I think it's a much better alternative.

 

[paasi]

First the question: Rockets as a means to propell yourself from here to mars or to launch at an idiot?

To the former: nowhere. A rocket engine produces enough heat to turn the surrounding area of your body it has been implanted to into a nice and scorchy fileê.
Latter: nowhere. A rocket that would fit into my forearm, the only place it can be aimed from in a decent way, couldn't contain enough propellant and explosive matter to be useful.

 

[Overlord Moo]

First the question: Rockets as a means to propell yourself from here to mars or to launch at an idiot?

To the former: nowhere. A rocket engine produces enough heat to turn the surrounding area of your body it has been implanted to into a nice and scorchy fileê.
Latter: nowhere. A rocket that would fit into my forearm, the only place it can be aimed from in a decent way, couldn't contain enough propellant and explosive matter to be useful.

You think too much.

 

[aussiesniper]

My palms, so I could use my hands to both fly and warm up food (on a low power setting, to avoid the obvious).

 

[traceur_]

Possibly my penis, DIE URINAL DIE.

Ok on my calves and they can swivel, free running? haha try ROCKET RUNNING!! Piss me off? ROCKET BALL KICK, ROCKET STOMP.

So much epic.

 

[teisjm]

First the question: Rockets as a means to propell yourself from here to mars or to launch at an idiot?

When hreading the thread name i also though of rockets as in explosive stuff you fire at ppl.

on the back and the ass, so i could fly while posing for a flying-kick. 100 meters covered in one flying kick, hello guineas world of records

 

[traceur_]

My palms, so I could use my hands to both fly and warm up food (on a low power setting, to avoid the obvious).

high five!

AAAARRRRGGHHHHH OH GOD MY HAND!!

 

[Unstoppable Wall]

Feet obviously, any right-minded athlete wants to be faster no?

 

[AtlasShrugged]

My skull. It would be a SKUL-GUN. Oh. Not that kind of rocket? Damnations and pie.