where's your god now?

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

I'd like to know where my god is when my opponent in Blood Bowl

-first does a one die block knocking me down (50% chance)
-Dodges (50% chance)
-Picks up the ball (66% chance)
-Passes the ball (50% chance)
-Catches the ball (66% chance)
-Goes for it (about 85% chance)

All in a row, in a single turn to score a touchdown.
Fuck that game.

Nuffle cares not for your petty squabble.

I wish there was a button in the game that warps in Blood Ravens and allows you to watch them massacre the rules.

I'm shit at BloodBowl even on easy difficulty, I screw up too much because I don't really bother with stats, and I don't know all the modifiers, cause the rule book is big enough to collapse into a black hole.

The worst part is when a half-ling takes down a Troll(Orc teams big guy, its either that or an ogre)

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

I'd like to know where my god is when my opponent in Blood Bowl

-first does a one die block knocking me down (50% chance)
-Dodges (50% chance)
-Picks up the ball (66% chance)
-Passes the ball (50% chance)
-Catches the ball (66% chance)
-Goes for it (about 85% chance)

All in a row, in a single turn to score a touchdown.
Fuck that game.

Nuffle cares not for your petty squabble.

I wish there was a button in the game that warps in Blood Ravens and allows you to watch them massacre the rules.

I'm shit at BloodBowl even on easy difficulty, I screw up too much because I don't really bother with stats, and I don't know all the modifiers, cause the rule book is big enough to collapse into a black hole.

The worst part is when a half-ling takes down a Troll(Orc teams big guy, its either that or an ogre)

Wait... you've actually seen a halfling take down a troll? SHENANIGANS, I SAY!

Only happened once, but was emasculating enough that I was nearly forced to forfeit my right to a scrotum.

Also I can't find a team that's right for me, the closest I ever got were the Norse, but once I started the second tournament, they were absolutely obliterated and my team was incomplete(i.e. not even 11 players were present)

As a sidenote, I am talking about the PC game.

 

[Lieju]

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What's that? I don't get it.

 

[WendelI]

league of legends, when ever you are waiting to recall back to town with low health and the enemy karthus strats channeling requiem (its a move that hits everyone on the map for quite a chunk of your health) and you have nothing available to stop it from killing you.

 

[ClockworkPenguin]

I'd like to know where my god is when my opponent in Blood Bowl

-first does a one die block knocking me down (50% chance)
-Dodges (50% chance)
-Picks up the ball (66% chance)
-Passes the ball (50% chance)
-Catches the ball (66% chance)
-Goes for it (about 85% chance)

All in a row, in a single turn to score a touchdown.
Fuck that game.

Nuffle cares not for your petty squabble.

I wish there was a button in the game that warps in Blood Ravens and allows you to watch them massacre the rules.

I'm shit at BloodBowl even on easy difficulty, I screw up too much because I don't really bother with stats, and I don't know all the modifiers, cause the rule book is big enough to collapse into a black hole.

The worst part is when a half-ling takes down a Troll(Orc teams big guy, its either that or an ogre)

Wait... you've actually seen a halfling take down a troll? SHENANIGANS, I SAY!

Only happened once, but was emasculating enough that I was nearly forced to forfeit my right to a scrotum.

Also I can't find a team that's right for me, the closest I ever got were the Norse, but once I started the second tournament, they were absolutely obliterated and my team was incomplete(i.e. not even 11 players were present)

As a sidenote, I am talking about the PC game.

I've played it tabletop and the computer game, and when the dice go against you it is the single most frustrating thing I have ever done. The worst is when its going badly, but you get your turn and work out a strategy to turn it around, and then your catcher fumbles picking up the ball. ffffuuuu!

 

[Professor Lupin Madblood]

Every time I get "backstabbed" in the face by a Spy while I have full ubercharge after my entire team manages to miss him while he wanders straight through them in TF2 I always think that I must have done something to anger God. Valve really needs to fix the face stab bug.

That's not a bug, it's the milliseconds of delay between players and servers. Valve can't "fix" it without removing backstabs entirely.

Spoiler

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[snowpuppy]

Playing mount and blade, concerning myself in western Europe, SUDDENLY MONGOLS! They took all of poland, russia and hungary, where moving in to take the holy Roman empire and myself. God damn mongols.

 

[Anathrax]

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What's that? I don't get it.

Back in 2006, a glitch happened in runescape where some people would do something and gain the ability to kill other players(And get their equipped and current inventory items) without the other players being able to fight back. The player who exploited this glitch the most, Durial321, gained about 2 billion coins worth of loot from.(2 billion is a buttload in runescape(Where is it not a buttload) back then, not sure about now.) The quote was a friend of mine who introduced me to the game. It was basically a WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW SUCKAS moment for Durial one would imagine.

Edit: Anyways, check out the chat. The silver crown near the player names means that that player is a player mod(users that have been chosen for their... something.).

 

[Strazdas]

I worship cats, for that were the true form of Jesus

 

[BlumiereBleck]

In Empire: Total War when you're a Protestant nation and your opponent is a Catholic nation and you just happen to have a full army of rank three experienced soldiers up against an army of militias. Austria and Poland never thinks it's funny.....

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And because you have a Tenjho Tenge avatar, a friend request is sent.

 

[Dizzy]

"There always comes a time where one person does something that is so stunning you can't help but respect it, no matter how evil it is. This guy who spends money and time on a browser MMO, that is not known to the general runescape playerbase, managed to summon fear and thrust it inside countless players, including mods and Jagex, for the loss of virtual coins and loot. This guy... This guy is an evil legend."

-Brego117

Who dat with green part hat? I use to play RS till EoC

 

[Harlemura]

Whenever my friend activates Level 3 X-Factor as any character with a beam super in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3. Akuma's chip damage. The horror.
Also with Felicia. There's just no blocking something that fast.

 

[Jubbert]

Playing War Thunder.

I was coming in to land on the airfield in a bomber, but at the same time an enemy fighter was already on the ground there and began firing at me. Even though he was parked, he was at the perfect angle to light me up with his machineguns. Instead of continuing to land, I rammed the throttle forwards, angled upwards, and dropped my bombs - All sixteen of them - Right on the guy's head.

 

[The White Hunter]

At the other end of the "where is your god now!?" spectrum:

The time in Battlefield Bad Company 2, where I found out that the MP 412 REX has an identical ballistic pattern to the M24 with Magnum Rounds, the result was a 615 marksman shot on Arica Harbour.

Magnificent.

When I've been on the receiving end of it?

Bloody Palace in DMC3. The angel things, 4 of those, and 4 of the first boss fight dude, all at once, no items or DT, 2 blocks of health.

Yep.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

The very first few times I went and tried to defeat Crawmerax by myself.

Spoiler: Basically this really.

I died SOOOOOOOO many times, and it only took me a while to figure out there's a way to beat him. But that was days later after I got over how quickly he kicked my ass every time and calmed down. That guy sucks.

Another time was in Skyrim where I was fighting a Dragon Priest at the end of a side quest outside when a dragon and a fucking bear came at me. Apparently I wandered far enough away from the dungeon I was at that the bear and near by dragon wanted to know what I was doing. I didn't have a companion and I was royally fucked and dead not too long after they found me.

 

[Doom972]

Every time I get "backstabbed" in the face by a Spy while I have full ubercharge after my entire team manages to miss him while he wanders straight through them in TF2 I always think that I must have done something to anger God. Valve really needs to fix the face stab bug.

I know that feeling. For me it's when I play a heavy and start capturing a point, and manage to kill about 6 enemies while doing so, only to get killed a fraction of a second before capturing by a spy or burning.

 

[Terminate421]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?!? The single most terrifying thing since....

 

[demoman_chaos]

When you enter certain fog gates in Dark Souls, comes to mind...

Spoiler

in fact, when you enter MOST fog gates in dark souls.

The Capra Demon was only hard because of those two dogs of his. Once you murder those mangy mutts he is a pushover. NOw that bridge with those two Silver Knight Archers on the other hand, or that room before Seathe the Scaleless with all those fucking clams.

You know those big elephants in Rome: Total War?

Fuck those guys.

You do know those things can easily be run amok with a few volleys of fire arrows right?

 

[Soxafloppin]

In EVERY hack n slash game when you get to a really tough none boss enemy, finally kill it to discover 2 more spawn upon its death.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

Being sick, waking up with 9 minutes to get to my class that is usually a 20 minute walk away, running through the rain with a broken umbrella, body aching, breathing impaired by mucus, get to class soaking wet and late, out of breath with globs of nasty shit exiting my face, open my booksack and find that not only had I left my textbook in my dorm, but my work had been soaked through and the professor wouldn't accept it, and it was worth quite a few points.

EDIT: Oh! Shit, this was about video games, um... well once I had a boss down to just a few HP, one single attack could have taken him out, but I missed and he then wiped out my entire party with a really cheap attack.