Which country is least likely to start World War 3?

Octorok

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Isaac The Grape said:
Togo.

Gambia.

Norfolk Island.

Mauritius.

Try and find any of those without using Google.

Oh wait, I forgot Andorra.
I can place them all on my mental globe, except for Norfolk Island.

OT : Well, I can't really say any "country" is any less likely than a lot of others. I mean, sure, Luxembourg is too small to start WW3, but right now even big guys like the UK and France wouldn't start WW3. Unless they ended up with an absurdly crazy leader, but guys like that tend to not reach high offices.

Technically by this rule I ought to say the US, too, but I'm not so sure on that. I can see them intervening somewhere and causing a problem.

Although most countries capable of starting the war won't, and those that would can't. And there's always the Nuclear Issue to think of. It might not get to be WW3, just a big ole Nuclear Strike.
 

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alot of people are saying Switzerland, but I wouldn't put it past the Swiss to end the world for us. this is after all a country most likly founded by the knights templar and which gives every one of its citizens an assualt rifle, a bandalier of grenades, 6 pounds of c4, a list of bridges they are responsable for blowing up and a set of keys to the garrage where the neighborhood keeps the comunity tank. Besides thanks to Hitler the swiss are the keepers of the gold that is the foundation of all of europe's currency so if the euro keeps falling like this people could get very stupid ideas and the swiss might preempt them.

Personally my money is on Etheopia for not starting ww3. Ever since they invented western civilization about seven thousand years ago and hocked it to the egyptians they haven't done a god damned thing. Except accidently founding Rastafarianism, and they really tried hard to prevent that and are really sorry about failing.
 

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Why? No reason.
I just needed an excuse for mentioning my home country.
But in all seriousness, I highly doubt that we'll be starting any wars anytime soon...
I didn't even know that country still existed =/
 

Biffin Bridge

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empirialtank said:
alot of people are saying Switzerland, but I wouldn't put it past the Swiss to end the world for us. this is after all a country most likly founded by the knights templar and which gives every one of its citizens an assualt rifle, a bandalier of grenades, 6 pounds of c4, a list of bridges they are responsable for blowing up and a set of keys to the garrage where the neighborhood keeps the comunity tank. Besides thanks to Hitler the swiss are the keepers of the gold that is the foundation of all of europe's currency so if the euro keeps falling like this people could get very stupid ideas and the swiss might preempt them.

Personally my money is on Etheopia for not starting ww3. Ever since they invented western civilization about seven thousand years ago and hocked it to the egyptians they haven't done a god damned thing. Except accidently founding Rastafarianism, and they really tried hard to prevent that and are really sorry about failing.
Wow. Going along with your massive conspiracy filled answer I'm kind of surprised you went with Ethiopia barring in mind that that is where the Arc Of the Covenent is possibly held.
 

mexicola

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Maybe Serbia. We already started World War I what are the odds of starting another one!
 

Riddle78

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Canada. Why?
Our army,although freakishly well trained,is small. Most of our vehicles (air or ground) are on lease. As well as our MISSILES.
Futhermore,we have no "big stick". If Canada hits someone,we'd get nuked to Hell and back,without any nukes of our own to lob back. Our biggest stick is a Self Propelled Mobile Artillery System (SPMAS) that can fire the Excalibur GPS guided shell. And some atomic shells that we don't have.
Hell,Canada is now a purely support and defensive force.
 

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Ireland. The IRA are better trained and equipped than our actual army, we have no tanks or heavy wargear, and anyway, by the time the government are finished wrecking the economy and turn their attentions to starting a war, the country will be empty as everyone will have emigrated.
 

spookydom

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Luxembourg. They actualy have a standing army of one guy and his name is Pete Luxembourg. He is armed with the most state of the art broom handle in all the land.
 

ApeShapeDeity

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Now, don't get me wrong... I love you cannuks, but seriously? Canada?

I've seen ice hockey.

You're not fooling anyone. World class pacificst you ain't.