Which Pokemon Would You Eat?

[blankedboy]

Shellder aswell. Oysters are yum.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

Farfetch'd

The one that almost got hunted to extinction? I think we have a case of natural selection, because they carry sprigs of scallion onion around with them.

Speaking of scallion onion, why'd they pretend it was a leek? It's not quite as baffling as the ricecake/donut switch (they're blatantly not donuts), but you have to wonder why they make such arbitrary changes. We have scallion onions in North America, dammit.

 

[The King of Dread]

A bunch of dratiny covered in there blood and with meat balls made of there organs...yum

 

[Kilaknux]

Blaziken. Pre-cooked spicy giant chicken! mmm-MMM!

 

[Scizophrenic Llama]

Slowpokes, harvest the tails for money, eat the rest. A deliciously profitable cycle. Until the Slowpokes run out anyway. Which is why you stockpile the tails and sell for unorthodox prices.

 

[Strong Intelligent]

Gyarados.

Some Bayleef seasoning...Tauros sauce...it's all good.

 

[Sixshot007]

Probably entei because I know Chinese people that can cook him up good. (No offence intended friends)

 

[Yoshi_egg80]

Pikachu, because it's blood would probably taste like soda.

I thought it would taste like Gatorade because of the electrolytes.

I know that was horrible bu at 2am I'm not motivated to think of something more clevur(intentional).

 

[AvsJoe]

Gotta go with Pikachu, if for no other reason than to say I ate a f****** Pikachu.

 

[blaze96]

Miltank

That^

same that or this one

Just cause I like the taste of crab meat.

God I will regret saying that on an internet forum, but what the hell.

 

[300ccs of medicine]

So i herd you eat mudkipz?

 

[EeveeElectro]

I wanna eat the tastiest!
Like no one ever has!
To cook them is my real test. To nom them is my cause.
I have travelled to McDonalds, searching far and wide.
For Pokemon to om nom nom, the calcium that's inside.
Pokemon! Gotta eat them all (with butter and peas)
I know they're so tasty.
Pokemon! They're my favourite meal
The calcium that's inside.

 

[AroLombardi]

Fried breast of Staravia, Watmel Berries, Miltank beef, Cornn berries, Oddish as a sort of spice or onion, shiny Lopunny cotton(like cotton candy), Combee honey, Tropius neck fruit, bacon of Grumpig (not Spoink!), steamed Krabby, boiled or scrambled Exeggcute (or possible a cheesy omelete), Qwilfish, Sceptile seeds, fried Remoraid, and something that resembles a shrimp. Could use a suggestion on that one.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Anyone that tastes like chicken

 

[deletemeplease107]

Im really hungry after reading all these posts..

 

[Player 2]

So i herd you eat mudkipz?

Ya I lieks them. On toast.

 

[Fallen_Hitokiri]

Ditto so it could be any

 

[SendMeNoodz84]

I'd eat Mew, just to piss PETA off.

 

[jamesbong00spliff]

Leg of Lucario with sweet and sour sauce thank you very much.

 

[urithe]

A jigglypuff - it's dinner and a show.