All directed at people outside of the Escapist community. By the way i swear a lot and use bad grammar, I apologize.
EDIT: Just realized this is my first rant.
I have to go to a school full of fucking retards or people who think they are smart spouting doctor Phil bullshit all the fucking time. AND READING FUCKING TWILIGHT does not make you some genius when it comes to love and you are an absolute fuckwit to consider Edward Cullen as a boyfriend and to compare him to your boyfriend.
I Don't like you stop talking to me. I am weird, I enjoy myself so go fuck yourself. I have no respect for you, stop proving me right. Emo's look retarded.
Fuck the whales I like people more, guess where my money's going. No I will not give you money, I don't care how cheap your parents are, they gave you a sandwich eat it. (private Catholic school so no excuse)
You can't rap stop trying.
Shuffling is not dancing and will be an important life skill as you beg for change.
Gay jokes are only rarely funny and mostly either retarded stupid or criminally offensive.
I'm happy where I am in my life, stop trying to get me to conform to your outlook on life.
I don't smile alot, I am not an emo, please stop trying to cheer me up, I am happy enough.
Because I am quiet and do not hit on you constantly does not mean I'm gay, stop asking/assuming. I'm not but some people think that because I don't try to hump every girl that walks I am.
You are moderately attractive, stop acting like you are the prettiest girl in the world. Bitches get hit by cars, stop being one.
(Added later) Cover up, I don't mind attractive clothing but I am sick of seeing a 13 yr old girl best described as a child wearing something designed for a "street walker".
You can't sing stop trying.
Stop trying focusing all your schooling entirely on trying to be famous or become an athlete, there is a huge probability you will fail and it absolutely makes me see red the amount of people who want to "Be the next Beyonce" or whoever.
Watching a movie doesn't make you an expert on the subject.
Hit me and I will hit you back, stop acting surprised.
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I work in school so I can get a good job, slack off and expect to fail.
No you cannot copy my work, I didn't work so some asshole can take the credit.
My work is well written and concise, taking marks off because I didn't use glitter is bullshit.
If someone works hard to get good marks then gets crap because they were one of the few able to pass the test stop bitching and insulting them, they worked for what they got so you can go to hell.
We get it you have a large P#nis please stop telling me.
Fashion is stupid, pull your pants up and stop acting like you are cool because you have a sideways cap.
I pay attention so I can remember what is being said, hoping to get a better mark on my report card, stop distracting me with your amazing story about how you like the color green.
Get a job or stop complaining about not having money.
Your parents work so you can have a nice life and a better future, abuse them and I hate you.
Jesus, Moses, Allah and whoever else you believe in doesn't affect me, stop explaining how I need to give them money/worship to get into heaven.
Making fun of strangers and people with accents doesn't make you better, it makes you an asshole.
