Who are you?

[Jedamethis]

Who are you?
Where do you live?
What is the purpose of the goggles?
What do you like?
What do you think of yourself?
Who is the Milkman?

Tell us about yourself! I'm not secretly planning anything! Honest!

You don't have to stick to a boring 1. I'm me 2. etc.
Also, first to guess the joke I'm thinking of gets 3 internets

Be careful what you put on the internet, if you don't want to be identified, that's fine

 

[Radeonx]

I'm God.
I live in Illinois.
The goggles? They have no purpose
I like cheesecake
I think I'm godlike
The milkman? He's my son.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Hoppetussa]

You won't remember.
Norway.
They look awesome.
Video games...?
Dunno.
Sounds like a Psychonauts reference.

 

[Amnestic]

Rutherford "Fisti" Cuffington, Lord of the Dance.
Wherever you want, bay-beh.
To protect my delicate eyes from looking at the commoners.
You.
What don't I think of myself?
Steve Jobs. Yes, I employ Steve Jobs as my milkman.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I'm Connor Kavanagh.

I live in England. I choose not to elaborate as to my township.

Your third question confuses me.

I like girls, guys, and everything that has a none-malicious intent. This is partly the reason I dislike wasps. Buzzy fucking bastards.

I think I am a moderately good looking guy, I like my long blonde hair, I am proud to be my mother's son, not so much my father's. I think that I am often too nice to people, even when they wrong me. I'd be a pretty good christian, but thankfully, I am atheist.

The milkman is Geoff. He is good.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

I'm "dragonsatemymarbles". Call me Dragon.
Currently living in southeastern Australia.
I play jazz (sax/piano).
I like eating pizza and allowing my sanity to slip occasionally.
I hate peas and the phrase "science doesn't know everything".
I think I'm tolerable.
Barbie scares me.
I AM THE MILKMAN. MY MILK IS DELICIOUS.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I'm the physical manifestation of... something or other...
I live in England. Which does not contain Scotland.
The goggles are for wearing, not for eating. That means you, Peter.
I like things. Not those things, but the other ones.
I'm incredibly insecure?
The milkman is the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, who left before they were famous.

 

[Jedamethis]

Rutherford "Fisti" Cuffington, Lord of the Dance.
Wherever you want, bay-beh.
To protect my delicate eyes from looking at the commoners.
You.
What don't I think of myself?
Steve Jobs. Yes, I employ Steve Jobs as my milkman.

D'awww, shucks.
You get to live

Is that alright?

Oh yeah, I forgot - I am also totally insecure and have to ask everyone if something is alright.

Yes that's quite alright

I warn users to be careful what sort of information they post in this thread.

Of course, I forgot to post that in the OP

 

[wilsonscrazybed]

I warn users to be careful what sort of information they post in this thread.

 

[T-Bone24]

1. T-Bone
2. Scotland
3. To avoid having my eyes clawed out. (I GOT THE REFERENCE)
4. Vidja Games
5. I am a telephone repairman. I can listen to any phone call I want, but do not do so out of a sense of professional responsibility.
6. He is the one that provides milk. It is delicious.

'Tis a Psychonauts reference. Lloyd the security guard's Milkman Conspiracy. I MEAN, NOTHING OF COURSE.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Some guy.
Seven Seas arcade. Yokohama, Japan.
That your eyes may not be scratched out.
Neopolitan ice cream sandwiches, visual novels, and sex. Not necessarily in that order.
Not as funny as I'd like, but introverted enough to make up for it.
Whoever's milk is most delicious.

 

[jimtheviking]

1) The Jim
2) Where I am.
3) They do nothing.
4) Booze, women and song.
5) I am The Jim. That is all that I need to be.
6) I don't know, but I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Stu
Magical land of knights
THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!
Music
Fine bloke
??????

 

[Kuchinawa212]

1 I am Bob, Son of Bob
2 Wisconsin.
3 So my eyes are nice and safe from sharp objects and chemicals
4 I like...umm next question
5 I think of myself as a normal guy. Just a extra
6 A man that's profession is to sell milk to the people that want it

 

[arc101]

I am ArC
i LiVe In A sMaLl ShAnTy ToWn CaLlEd EuRoPe
GoGgLeS??
WoMeN, mY dRuMs
I aM
mIlK??

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

The Future Emporer of the Moon
North East England, the part with all the peasants
The Goggles, they do nothing
I like Stargates, lasers, lightsabers, guns and girls open to sleeping with me.
I think of myself as in need of a shit
my milkman is a milkmanwoman. she has no name

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

Who are you?
That person in a G-man outfit standing behind you. Don't look!
Where do you live?
Behind you, you know.
What is the purpose of the goggles?
So I don't have to look at non-biological matter.
What do you like?
Standing behind your shoulder, holding my shrubbery.
What do you think of yourself?
I'm a shrubbery. These are my plants.
Who is the Milkman?
We aren't supposed to talk about the milkman.

Tell us about yourself! I'm not secretly planning anything! Honest!

I spend my spare time in my shrubbery, doing plant like things. My job is to report to the milkman and not get shot

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

1. The Last of the Chinchillas. The rest were too delicious to keep on living.
2. Inside your mind, telling you to set things on fire.
3. To protect my eyes from not looking awesome.
4. Everything, except for tofu. Go to hell, tofu. You bean-curd bastard.
5. I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
6. He is the Milkman. His milk is delicious. And exploding.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

I am the voice of my opinion
I live inside an electronic soul
The goggles, protect my eyes, Duh
I like ice cream
I think of myself only in times of stress
The Milkman... I didn't know they still existed