Who are you?

[DemonicVixen]

A British twit.

Someone once called me a "Snob". Just because i said i had better things to do than get drunk and smoke illegal substances.

calling it ''illegal substances'' instead of drugs is kinda snobbish.

lol. I would not go as far as saying 'snobbish' since just saying drugs can mean anything from medication to illegal drugs like cocane or lsd. Besides does his name not suggest he might be slightly more posh then some ('Lord'Cuthberton)? He is aloud to be polite if he so chooses Not everyone uses slang which is exactly where the word 'drugs' came from oh and substances can include areosols e.t.c which are not entirely illegal but come under the same idea of drugs lol.

(Sorry if this post sounds jumbled. I can not seem to say things correctly without my speeling and grammar checkers)

 

[Duck Sandwich]

I am Captain Kickass. I have also had many names over the years, taken from the people whose asses I have kicked.

I hail from Asskickistan

Goggles? I don't need no stinkin' goggles!

I like kicking ass.

I think I am asskicking justice incarnate.

Milkman was a MAN!.... I mean, he was a MILK MAN!.... Maybe he was just a MILK!.... But he was still.... MILKMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! MILKMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Delivering the dairy goods! Delivering the milk jugs! Delivering to the people... in the thatched roof cottages! THATCHED ROOF COTTAGEEEEEEEEEEES! And the Milkman comes in the MORNIIIIIIIIING!

 

[zombflux]

I am
Where I
Safety first
Explosions
God
I am the milkman, my milk is delicious

 

[lord pickle]

Looking at the responses I wonder if I was the only one who thought to reply to "who are you" with "what do you want?"

 

[I3loodAngel]

ZOMBIE CANCER!?

 

[CrazyHatMan]

Who are you? Im that gosh-darn supa Alesh... god.. thingy... stop staring.
Where do you live? In a box.
What is the purpose of the goggles? They serve no purpose at all, theyre just plain awesome.
What do you like? Shiny objects... mudkipz...?
What do you think of yourself? Lazy s.o.b...
Who is the Milkman? My grandson.

 

[Thamous]

I think the better question is who aren't I.

 

[Takoto]

Who are you? I am a fifteen year old girl with an over active imagination.
Where do you live? England
What is the purpose of the goggles? To look cool.
What do you like? Stuff... uh, cats, drawing, animé and manga and comics, video games, long socks, french maids outfits, foxes, movies, cartoons, long car journeys with my Ipod, cooking, forums, Pokémon, my boyfriend, my friends (what little friends I have, now a days), PUH-SO-NAAAH, posters, my bed, warm things (I love snuggling up to a radiator...), sleeping, school holidays, night time, when it rains and I'm in doors, tea, pepsi... I'll shut up now.
What do you think of yourself? I'm obsessive of certain things, but at least I'm not a twat (or maybe I am, I don't know)
Who is the Milkman? My Granddad was a milkmen once... or was it a postman...

 

[Simalacrum]

I'm a juggler.
England.
Goggles help people to not die.
I like JUGGLING! WOOH! XD
I'm a idiotic twat and I don't understand why anybody likes me.
The milkman is losing his job.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I am Hiro.
I live in a place called Kansas.
I wear the goggles to keep sand and water out of my eyes.
I like to kick ass, take names, and blow stuff up with my mind.
I think I am worthy of something. Don't know what.
I don't know who the milkman is.

 

[Birras]

Captain Jean-Luc Birras of the U.S.S. Soul Train
Going through space on the Soul Train, baby
If you see aviator's goggles at the Salvation Army store for 99 cents, you do not say no.
I like to bend time and space to my will, creating infinite pocket dimensions where I am the the one true god! Bwahahaha!!! I also enjoy baking.
Hmm... (Meanwhile, in Birras's head:"Birras is great, yeah! Birras Birras Birras, yeah!") No comment.
Well, you see, the answer is forty-two.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

A British twit.

Someone once called me a "Snob". Just because i said i had better things to do than get drunk and smoke illegal substances.

calling it ''illegal substances'' instead of drugs is kinda snobbish.

lol. I would not go as far as saying 'snobbish' since just saying drugs can mean anything from medication to illegal drugs like cocane or lsd. Besides does his name not suggest he might be slightly more posh then some ('Lord'Cuthberton)? He is aloud to be polite if he so chooses Not everyone uses slang which is exactly where the word 'drugs' came from oh and substances can include areosols e.t.c which are not entirely illegal but come under the same idea of drugs lol.

(Sorry if this post sounds jumbled. I can not seem to say things correctly without my speeling and grammar checkers)

Kudos for speeling, I say that often because I enjoy the irony, it does so make me laugh (Yes I am a twit, and acting posh makes it more fun) But you lose them for "lol"ing
And "illegal substances" doesn't necessarily mean drugs Rokko, for example there are a few componenets of LSD that are illegal, but are not drugs, even though some people do try to "do" them to get a "better trip" and fail. (By the way i found that little nugget somewhere out on the internet, so it's authenticity may not be 100%)

 

[MrTub]

1. My name is oscar
2. I am from sweden
3. Protect your eyes I guess
4. I like my new phone (N97)
5. Depends
6. No idea

 

[Axle_Bullitt_19]

An ARMY Brat.
Bay City, Flint, Livona Mi. and Florence Ky.
To allow you to aim your yellow eco.
All technilogical marvals.
Still trying to figure that out.
Nonexisting.