Who Should Speak For Earth?

[snappydog]

I'm thinking Professor Brian Cox. And maybe the actor Brian Cox, for fun. And maybe just everyone on Earth whose name is Brian Cox, but leave most of the talking to sciencey Brian Cox.

 

[Sprinal]

hmmm.... I'd like to say Morgan Freeman.

I'd like to say Notch.
But I think an M4 does a far better job of talking don't you?

they will be so impressed those Etherials will just provide us with all the Swiss cheese we could ever want.

 

[AngryMongoose]

What I thought when I read the title
Since they'll have a script anyway, I say we just choose someone based on the voice. Brian Blessed, Morgan Freeman, or the narrator from Bastion; someone impressive like that, y'know?

 

[Khazoth]

I don't know.. Some ineffectual politician (either republican or democrat will do) who will inevitably attempt to cause the aliens to wage war on the opposite political party?

Then again we could just send EA in to take a hostile takeover of the alien ship, then run it into the ground.


I'd SO give them the metacritic score of 90 their wanting if they did that.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

It should be this man....

The aliens might have a better chance at figuring out what the fuck he is saying half the time.

Damn, you beat me to Boris Johnson...

Fully srsfaes response: A newly forged council representing the nations of the world.
Having to choose one man: Neil DeGrasse Tyson or Stephen Fry. Probably Stephen Fry.
Having the option to choose me: Me, yelling "GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" in a falsetto, sobbing lightly.

And you beat me to Stephen Fry! T^T

I vote Brian Blessed, he could become the mascot of Earth and it will be glorious.

And YOU beat me to BRIAN BLESSED! *Runs off and cries* T^T

 

[Mau95]

Simple. We shall create a hybrid of every race on Earth. Chances are by the time we meet them this will occur.

 

[Alssadar]

Another post for Morgan Freeman.
For first contact, it will be essential to figure out of how they communicate, and possibly one important figure of logic is if they can understand the same ideals of geometry (As of, a simple drawing of a Pythagorean triangle, to see if they can understand the same principles of human thought.)
In accompaniment, he must bring/sing along with a choir to announce because it's freaking beautiful, and the video kinda displays humanity in a positive light.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

I'd go with Morgan Freeman... well, either him, Stephen Colbert or Jon Stewart.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

The whales. Definitely the whales, or maybe the dolphins (but not the Evil Porpoises)

Someone had to say it.

Oh yeah, him! But in his absence then definitely the whales.

Capatcha: "beats me"
Yeah, if I were to give a serious answer, that'd probably be it.

 

[Simonoly]

Jodie Foster and Matthew McConaughey of course.

 

[Wintermoot]

Snooki

I graciously await our imminent destruction

for the love of Azura SPOILER THAT IMAGE!
OT
the world leaders considering how big and diverse the earth is it would only make sense that earth's representatives are to.

 

[Hazy992]

for the love of Azura SPOILER THAT IMAGE!

But if I spoilered it nobody would see her beautiful face

 

[NickKuroshi0]

definately either Morgan Freeman or Herman Cain, better yet just have science make a combination of the two, then there will be intergalactic peace.

 

[CrazyJew]

Patrick Stewart. Definitely Patrick Stewart.

 

[TwiZtah]

No one will speak, because we will start wars over who will speak and then everyone is dead. Humans are fucking dumb.

 

[Talvrae]

UN at best, aliens will just have to settle with the fact that we are a race of fractured groups prone to fighting amongst each other, and have great difficulty forming any united effort against a common ene-fuck, we better make up some leader to make us seem strong, I vote Putin, he seems intimidating.

I would have said the U.N. if that organisation had still any credibility... I mean common they have put Iran in the Right for women community, and North Korea in the commitea for nuclear disarmement...

 

[danon]

Me(this is totally not for circumventing the short message timeywimey stuff.

 

[Da Orky Man]

I'm amazed no-ones posted this yet.

 

[The Floating Nose]

Kanye West !!!!!

"Hello, earth people we come from the same galaxy but from a star far far away. We are ready to share our knowledge and technology with you in order to build a relationship for a better...

*Jumps on stage and rips the mic out of his hand/claw/whatever*

"Yo, thanks E.T. im gonna let you finish but first i gotta say that we would totally kick your ass in a intergalacsomething war !"

The Aliens would probably go back into their spaceship and make their way back to their home.

 

[moseythepirate]

Neil deGrasse Tyson

Anyone who says otherwise wants the terrorists to win.