Who the hell sent me this?

[Distorted Stu]

lol i love checking my Junk email for lulz. Best one was

HOT UNDERAGE MILFS MAKE HOT APPLES TO DOOR

I didnt click it, i dont dare to think what my brain would of made of it if i did...

 

[The Funslinger]

I used to get spam advertising viagra, and rolex watches. At the same time.

also, spelling them "v14gr4" and "r01ex" is just soooo professional.

Not sure if it counts, but the private messages on my bungie profile are all apparently people "looking to date" which is obviously fake just being on a game site, but they all follow the same pattern: remark about their personality. Remarking they are up for fun. Remark about how they are in a relationship. They are looking for a nice guy.

They "mix this up by being typed out differently, with different remarks, some in 1337 speak, some not.

 

[drbarno]

Rule 34 has no exceptions OP.

"Sign up to the World of Warcraft: Cataclysm Beta!" - this was a few days before the game came out.

I got a world of warcraft related one a while back. Apprantely my WoW Accounted had been hacked or something and I needed to send some stuff to them to fix it. There was one big flaw in their plan - I didn't have a WoW account.

 

[Brnin8]

I just checked my junkmail box after being inspired by this thread. I found a few that got mentioned here, the WoW ones (I also don't play WoW), the viagra (one says its something you will need for the holidays), and other classics.

One that I find particularly interesting says that Big penis is like big car, sent by Niceenlarge.penis...

 

[Ponce Master-General]

I guess the worst I've gotten is from our good friend the prince or Nigeria or whatever.

 

[guntotingtomcat]

I got one telling me my world of warcraft account had been used over several different IP addresses and was being closed.
...
I never made a WOW account. Bank balance was a little low, though...

 

[Rickyvantof]

In soviet Rusia....

I got nothing.

 

[Retal19]

I got a WOW E-Mail about something, despite the fact I've only ever looked at a WOW box before thinking 'Nah, not for me', and tossing it back into the Bargain Bin. Said I was going to get banned or something. I cleared it up with Blizzard pretty quickly.

I also keep getting Pop-Ups about how 'Sexy Russian Women' are waiting for me in Kazakhstan, which apparently is where I live according to these Pop-Ups.

 

[subject_87]

I've gotten Steam messages (close enough) from some official-looking source saying that I needed to provide my username and password, even though it's a major tenet that Valve will never ask you for either. I sent a message back, saying "Go to Hell and take your cheap suit with you" (cookie for the reference).

 

[The Last Hunter]

I once got an email titled "How's Mom?" from a friend's email account

I wonder, my mom or hers?

 

[shadyh8er]

Whenever I get some thing like that from a "friend." I always read it in that friend's voice to determine its authenticity. One of them contained the phrase "soooo busted." Something I don't think a quiet video game nerd would say.

 

[Drakmeire]

Is is bad that I laughed aloud after reading that?
the best Spam I ever got was entitled. "Just signup and realize that your life was suxx before"

 

[Blemontea]

I usually get emails for viagra and yahoo friends promising "sexy" pictures some of them being 44 year old men. And before it got hacked(and after) my email would send a spam email with a document saying how Obamas Health Care plan is of the devil.

 

[Something Amyss]

Perhaps it may be appealing to those already afflicted with HIV. I'm reminded of a quote from one of the earlier episodes of House M.D. relating to the subject, "Why bother wearing a raincoat if you're already wet?"

Of course, the answer to that quote was quite compelling.

A shame people remember the glib part.

 

[SturmDolch]

That's pretty disturbing, but funny in a black humour sort of way.

I get the usual "YOUR WOW ACCOUTN IS COMPRUMIZ CLIK LINK FOR 40K GOLD" and "lolviagra" spam. But I also sometimes get spam with random poetry inside. I don't understand the point of it. I googled some of it and they are taken from actual poems. Do these come from some poetry fanatic? Is he trying to spread the power of poetry to the masses? Or do these 50 year old poems have subliminal messages in them that will make me buy viagra and install malware?

Although, come to think of it, the poetry has been replaced by seemingly random strings of characters... Huh. Maybe I'm in some sort of Da Vinci code plot.

 

[Arachon]

That email just CAN'T be real. Or the Russian police would have been all over these bastards already (I hope >_>).

Heh... I'm not quite sure the Russian police works that way...

 

[Hardzero]

there was this one email from Canada about some kind of Canadian porn site about bears. why would they send it to me i've never wanted to look at bear porn so, WTF?

 

[Killermud]

I get the usual, Blizzard scams for WoW and the Viagra ones, although one caught my eye when I saw an email from myself trying to sell me 'extensions' and 'Meds', im just sitting there thinking 'I didn't send that did I?'.

 

[smearyllama]

I use Thunderbird, thus no allowing for any of these issues.
I also haven't used Email in a year or so, because to use Email I have to go go and log in to Earthlink and send from there.

It's a pain, so I just don't do it.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

I've never got 1 spam email in my life.