Who would the poster above you be in a movie?

[Teoes]

The Steve Buscemi-type with verbal diarrhea.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

The animal that everyone thinks that it needs to be put down

 

[Teoes]

Whoever Kurt Russell has been cast as.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The land lord who knew all along it was Superman he was renting his room out to but still didn't put up with his shit when it came to paying rent.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

The bumbling ineffectual villain.

 

[MetaKnight670]

The one who trusts every one, even when they were previously given reason not to.

 

[Nouw]

The mook who swears too much.

 

[Teoes]

The hyper-religious mook who disapproves of the cussing and blaspheming.

 

[Nouw]

The snarky commentator...from outer space!

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

The dour religious detective in a prohibition era film.

 

[Teoes]

*shamelessly copypasted*

A grizzled ex-CIA man haunted by his entire family having been wiped out by a rampaging plot device. So he's a loose cannon with a drinking problem, who doesn't play by the rules but gets results.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

That last character Mel Gibson played.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Zombie bait.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Random extra who's one line turns into an instant internet meme.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

That guy who is popping political jokes on the side.

 

[TheDoctor455]

The Big Lipped Alligator Moment.

Turns up out of nowhere, screws around for a bit... then disappears, never to be mentioned again.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

The guy who says 'get me the president!' in a dramatic fashion.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

An extra in the background that is far more interesting then the main character for some reason.

 

[TheRiddler]

The henchman who inexplicably gets better lines than the main villain.