Who would the poster above you be in a movie?

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The red shirt.

 

[Teoes]

The Rock Monster.

 

[Euryalus]

The cookie monster

 

[Teoes]

The monster monster.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

The monster transformation sequence.

 

[Teoes]

The Bernie.

 

[Headsprouter]

The natural disaster.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Clearly, he's the subject of a Big Lipped Alligator Moment.

 

[Barbas]

Head of Anonymous's Chinese division.

 

[Headsprouter]

He would be sexual harassment. And we don't have to put up with him.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

He'd be the giant caterpillar smoking from the hookah.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

He would be the gimp that gets his teeth knocked down by Bruce Willis in Pulp Fiction.

 

[Barbas]

He'd be the technical wizard, surrounded by banks of humming machinery, buttons, dials and levers. He would also have caterpillar tracks instead of legs.

 

[Headsprouter]

The one who causes the most tears when he dies.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The guy who breaks the 4th wall.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

The mute human meat fridge of a bodyguard.

 

[Barbas]

The character who is followed everywhere by a mischievous demon names Giles who seeks to one day possess him and use his body to establish a career in a military dictatorship, move up the ranks and trick the populace into supporting all-out nuclear war against all of its neighbours, thus triggering a global nuclear exchange and ending the human species. Deep.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

The guy who dies in the most disturbing way

 

[Teoes]

The one who makes so much more sense in the Director's Cut.