Who would win in a fight: you or your avatar?

[DOOM GUY]

Me vs Marisa... I'm screwed, so very screwed...

What is she from and how are you screwed?

She's a character from Touhou, and she has the ability of flight (and while she's on her broom, she can fly extremely fast), as well as a very high level of magic, including mastery of the heat and light elements.

 

[Lizmichi]

My avatar has a gun, and is a detective so I'm prety sure I would lose. Naoto from Persona 4 would kick my ass.

 

[Barbas]

Well, he'd probably make me think I'd killed him for about five minutes, then pop up out of my luggage and beat me to death with a giant mallet while screaming "HOO-HOO, HOO-HOO, HOO-HOO!"

 

[Rabbitboy]

I think it is pretty safe to bet everything I own on myself.

 

[FPLOON]

Nope... I will [still] loose to Rainbow Dash, even if she's just listening to some tunes... (The Santa hat is just an added bonus on top of that...)

Now, if the reason's why she's upside-down is because of poison joke, then... <color=white>Nope... Still gonna be loosin'...

 

[Barbas]

I'd kick his fu- *Crunch, bang, smash*.

 

[Headsprouter]

My death will be slow and my corpse will be festive.

 

[FPLOON]

...And she beat me to death with her headphones...

 

[Barbas]

I'm fairly certain he'd kick my ass and dance on my grave.

 

[PhantomBeast]

Its not even funny how quick I would lose....

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Hard to say. I'm much younger but he's always armed...

 

[Lambi]

She'd completely destroy me with her ice powers.

 

[Mr.Mage]

Magical powers that can set me alight in an instant. My only chance is to attack him while his timer bar is filling.

 

[Barbas]

I think I could take the penguin, but I'm not sure about the dog...

 

[FPLOON]

Yes, because I won so hard that my avatar's been broken for WEEKS!

 

[Barbas]

I'd kick his Plasticine ass!

 

[DOOM GUY]

Nope, I don't have a snowball's chance in hell.

 

[Barbas]

Unless he gets the draw on me, my chances are pretty good.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Killed by my own creation, what a sad day this will be.