Who would you want to narrate your life?

[DarkhoIlow]

It would be between Patrick Stewart, Morgan Freeman (ofc) and Liam Neeson. Also Yahtzee would be a strong contender since his pissed off fast talk would fit the bill perfectly.

Damn,ninja'ed.This was my pick as well.

One of those 3 would be awesome.

 

[siahsargus]

Liam Neeson, Alan Richmond, Patrick Stewart, Neil Patrick Harris, or Morgan Freeman. Or all of the above XD.

 

[RastaBadger]

Probably Patrick Stewart although pretty much anyone from Star Trek would be pretty awesome.

 

[AbstractStream]

Ming Na (the actress that voiced Mulan).
There are plenty of good options, but I'll stick to Mulan---er I mean, Ming Na

 

[Not Enough Gun]

Jeff Bridges

 

[Niels Van Hellemont]

Patrick Stewart

 

[funguy2121]

Screw narration. I'd much rather have this.

Ditto. And if I can't have that, I'd have Ron Perlman, because every morning I could wake up to "War...war never changes."

What movie? Love the lockjaw.

What to do when the Escapist shows yet again that they could give a shit about us and slips in another nonfunctioning malware ridden captcha like the BONOBOS one I've been getting all weekend -

By the way, NEVER BUY BONOBOS EVER. Their products are crap and they run sweatshops and support the Tamil Tigers and Al Qieda.

Press play. Still no captcha. Press the audio button. Try to understand audio. Fail. Hit refresh. Nothing. Put gibberish into captcha. Same result. Hit enter 50 times. Win!

Seriously, Escapist, start acting like you give a shit.

 

[DaJoW]

James Earl Jones, without a doubt.

 

[funguy2121]

For me it would be John Rhys-Davies aka Gimli. I like the sound of his voice and think it's epic

Would that be considered a dwarf-crush?

A crackhead. My life would be narrated by a crackhead.

 

[Slash Dementia]

I'd have to go with Taylor Mali.


Him or Simon Templeman (Kain-Legacy of Kain). Is there any way that I can have both narrating?

 

[XxSummonerxX]

Leonard Nimoy for the win! I just nerded....

 

[E.Blackadder]

Hmmm, either Mr Fry (sheer epicness)
Mr Tennant (sheer doctorness and cool accent)
Or Mr Atkinson (sheer Blackadder)

 

[iphonerose]

That sounds like a job for Morgan Freeman

 

[Professor Lupin Madblood]

Brian blessed.

I was going to say Antonio Banderas, but then this popped up.

Alan Rickman, Morgan Freeman, Tim Curry or James Earl Jones...oh or Ian McDiarmid

Tim Curry. Shit. Or Liam Neeson.

Okay, okay, I got it:

- If I become a lone warrior on a quest for vengeance, it'll be Antonio Banderas.
- If I become a stupendously homosexual musical star, then Tim Curry.
- If I become a secret military operative, Liam Neeson.

Yeah, that should work.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

Serj tankian. i can imagine it now...

"WAKE UP!! grab a brush and put on a little make-up!!"
also his norml voice is nice.

 

[jjjonesy27]

can i have 2?

i'd want a duo of Matthew McConaughey and Morgan Freeman

 

[withoutnumbers]

Stephen Hawking.

 

[Retal19]

Stephen Fry, Dylan Moran, Alan Davies or Bill Bailey. Perhaps all Four. I would love that.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I don't know.
Maybe someone with a stereotypical Scottish accent.
Like that guy who does the advisor in Majesty 2.

 

[LikeDustInTheWind]

Morgan Freeman or Deckard Cain. Either of which is perfectly fine.