Who you gonna call?

[Nouw]

*Googles Goatse "FUCK!" I'll call my friends and tell them what happened I guess.

Someone cuts your Phoneline! Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

The phone company!

Fuck! They're not answering! Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Call a private investigator to hunt them down.

Your arm is going to microspasms. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Someone to hold it.

Your right arm left and went to college. Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

Them to see how they are doing.

They need more money! Who you going to call?

 

[Desert Warrior]

MOOSE RUSTLERS!

The giant alligator farted! Who you gonna call?

 

[Zeromaeus]

Leon Kennedy.

Giant mecha from space are attacking! Who ya gonna' call?

 

[Vrex360]

Jake Sully, somehow that guy managed to kill Mechs using bows and arrows and an environmentalise philosophy.

There are humans running around happily living their lives, un-destroyed!! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Depends on who they are.

They are Jack Thompson, Michael Atkinson, and Bobby Kotick. Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

The Florida Bar Association and the Australian voters. Unfortunately, much like anthrax, you can't fix Kotick--and it'll have the same results in the end.

You have sixteen giant monsters infesting your forbidden land. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The guy from monster hunter.

He got killed by a pack of giaprey. Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

Someone who can tell me what a giaprey is!

No one knows! Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Bobby Kotick! He doesn't either, but at least you give him a sack check for it.

You need to resurrect a dead girl for no validly explained reason. Who you gonna call?

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

A rank 11 crime solving paladin to cheer me up! Then the medic off BF:BC2!
FF13 characters raid your house. Who do you call?

 

[Ren3004]

Someone with a big enough sword.

Big swords have been recalled by the manufacturer. Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

The guys from Dragon Age. they won't stand for you stealing away their inappropriately sized weaponry.

Your mom makes some delicious brownies for you and all the other Escapists. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

No one... THEY'RE MINE!!! ALL MINE!
[sub]And the brownies are probably poisoned.[/sub]

You ate poisoned brownies! Who you gonna call?

 

[latenightapplepie]

The poisons hotline. Duh.

Your most anticipated videogame sequel has been announced and the developer is going to ruin everything you love about the series.
Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The developers, to tell them how you feel. I'm sure they'll understand.

The sequel to your favourite game is rushed out by the producers and is riddles with glitches. Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Its affiliated mod community for unofficial patches that may or may not work.

The sequel to your favourite game turns out to be a prequel. Who you gonna call?