Who you gonna call?

[Ren3004]

No one, the Snorlax is asleep.

The wild Snorlax woke up! Who you gonna call?

 

[IcyEvils]

Professor Oak! Get me some Pokéballs!

You can't understand Inception. Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

AI unit Omega.

The Decepticons are attacking, who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Ninjas, they solve everything.

@Icy: Christopher Nolan.

Christopher Nolan told you to figure it out for yourself. Who you gonna call?

 

[BoosterGold]

Chester A. Bum, He says its the greatest movie hes ever seen in his life.

Sea otters are forming a revolutionary milita. Who ya gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Ostriches, the sea otter is an ostrich's natural prey.

 

[BoosterGold]

To save the otters I call the most evil vile thing on the planet PETA.
That was dumb no PETA is here. Who ya gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Pet's always there.

There's a giant asteroid headed for Earth. Who ya gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Jack Thompson.

He blamed it on people playing too much Asteroids! Who you gonna call?

 

[BoosterGold]

Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck, and Billy Bob Thornton.

Twilight is the required reading for a class you take. Who ya gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Dan Abnett.

You've just been drafted. Who ya gonna call?

 

[BoosterGold]

The army science corps and take that job offer, I got while in school.
Godzilla is attacking japan, again. Who ya gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

King Kong, epic battle royale!
(Incoming tasteless joke)
There's something strange in the neighborhood. Who ya gonna call?

 

[BoosterGold]

Vigo, the Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Moldavia, and tell him to stop it
I want a pizza, who ya gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Rudy's Pizzeria. Trust me, they are the best pizzeria ever.

Rudy's just closed. Who ya gonna call?

 

[BoosterGold]

Big Daddy's pizza home of the 30 inch pizza, located in Philadelphia.
you can't fit it in the house [sub]this actually happened to me once[/sub]. Who ya gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A lumberjack. They can cut open a hole.

There's a madman in your house. Who ya gonna call?

 

[pope_of_larry]

the other peta people for the eating of tasty animals
otters die out. who ya gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

Someone who would give a fuck.

Everyone is out of fucks! Who you gonna call?

 

[pope_of_larry]

a pimp
every one on earth now has aids who. ya gonna call?