Who you gonna call?

[Ren3004]

No one, you forgot everyone's number.

You forgot your name. Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

The police.

Dr. Who just threatened to kill you, who you gonna call?

 

[Nukarama]

Someone to tell me who the hell Dr. Who is.

You do believe you are on fire, who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

No one, we started the fire to express rage.

You are the target of said rage, who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The firefighters.

There is no food in the house. Who you gonna call?

 

[KronosTalon]

Pizza hut!
Theres kitties eating your dog, who you gunna call?

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

My pet python to swallow them all in one gulp.

I just stormed into your house with a shotgun! Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

The Black Knights.

Your computer just fried. Who you gonna call?

 

[Czargent Sane]

KFC! I just found their next million dollar idea!

 

[Czargent Sane]

gammelon is under attack by the evil forces of spaghetti! who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

The Mario Brothers.

It seems your princess is in another castle. Who you gonna call?

 

[Czargent Sane]

gannon, because it is written; only gannon can defeat the seven koopa hotels

 

[Ren3004]

You are under attack by ninja pirates! Who you gonna call?

 

[Czargent Sane]

the other Czargents! because it is our duty to ward off violently out of control memes

the Czargents wont leave your house. they are eating your food and playing your Xbox! who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A Spess Muhreen. He'll clear them out.

You have just run out of popcorn. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Corn Man! The famous superhero.

Your house is now completely filled with popcorn. Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

We can handle it.

Dr. House just had a stroke, who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Dr. Cox!

Dr. Cox just had a breakdown, who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Fabius Bile

There's no equipment, who ya gonna call?

 

[Nouw]

Vodafone

Blizzard just shut down! Who you gonna call?