Who you gonna call?

[Ren3004]

Master-fucking-Chief.

Halo haters are trying to kill me!!! Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

My rifle...Because I want to kill you too!

Ren was shot! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

MEDIC!!!

The medic is busy with a malpractice suit. Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

Dr. House!

Dr. House is saving the world from the Combine! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Dr. Cox!

Dr Cox is too busy ranting! Who you gonna call?

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

The ambulance, naturally.

You just got hit by a hover-bus. Who you gonna call?

 

[Nouw]

My Health Insurance Company!

They all turned into zombies! Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

Big Boss.

Big Boss was fired! Who you gonna call?

 

[Cryptorus]

Frank West.

Oh no! These aren't slow zombies, they are people who are infected with a virus and mutate into things like a fat guy who spits puke! Who ya gonna call?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Luis.

Oh no! Luis ran out of pillz to grab and eat! Who ya gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

The pharmacy!

The pharmacy is closed on Sundays! Who you gonna call?

 

[not_the_dm]

That bloke from the pub.

The Pub has been closed down due to shady dealings. Who you gonna call?

 

[bgg1996]

An explosives specialist (long story)

Superman's bicycle broke, who do you call?

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

Bicycle Repair Man! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eCdIe0wdvU

An assassin is after you. Who you gonna call?

 

[JazzDemon]

His mother.

Now they're both after you. Who you gonna call?

 

[not_the_dm]

Death.

I'm busy. Who you gonna call.

 

[Scde2]

Real Death.

Real Death is on his way! Who you gonna call?

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

...Chuck Norris?

Obsidian Entertainment isn't making Neverwinter Nights 3, who you gonna call?

 

[not_the_dm]

The Emo Corner!

Scde won't tell us the url. Who you gonna call?

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

A psychiatrist.

Joss Whedon has come out with a new series. Who you gonna call?