Who you gonna call?

[Scde2]

Everyone! Party time!

No one showed up! Who you gonna call?

 

[Glaive_21842]

Nobody. I have delicious cake! I must eat it!

Teh delicious cake is a lie! who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

If the cake was a lie, I would call a pie.

You enjoyed that rhyme. Who you gonna call?

 

[Neonbob]

Dr. Seuss's remnants.

Your leg has run off on its own. Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

My butler and have him catch it!

Winston is busy! Who you gonna call?

 

[Neonbob]

I think I shall give his son a call. He better get into the family business soon!

The refrigerator is trying to eat you! Who you gonna call?

 

[Nouw]

Lopez to seduce it! (Reference anyone?)

Oh no, he's busy fighting the Blues! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

No one, just eat the refrigerator yourself.

You didn't get Nouw's reference! Who you gonna call!?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Someone who did get it!

Theres a middle-aged woman making romantic advances towards you!Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Depends on whether she's hot or not.

You can't stop making spelling mistakes! Who you gonna call?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

An editor!Or the guy who invented spellcheck!

A slightly obese wrinkly bug eyed middle aged woman is making romantic advances towards you!Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

A travel agency. You need to flee the country as soon as possible.

It's Sunday and the travel agency is closed. Who you gonna call?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

The military,that way they send me outta the country.

You get sent on a suicide mission,who you gonna call?!

 

[Ren3004]

Commander Shepard.

He's dead! Who you gonna call?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Solid Snake!

He's in an old folks home,Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Jar-Jar Binks!

He annoyed you to death! Who you gonna call?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Darth Vader!

Him and Jar-jar had a heart warming reunion then they both were laser torpedoed by an imperial walker,Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The Rebellion, tell them it's all over.

They're remaking the original trilogy with an evil bunny in Vader's place! Who you gonna call?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

George lucas,I want to know what he's on and if I can get some.

George Lucas is the evil bunny!Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The Easter Bunny.

The Easter Bunny is on holidays, who you gonna call?