Who yould you want to narrate your life?

6urk17s

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legion431 said:
6urk17s said:
legion431 said:
Liam Neeson
Morgan Freeman
Ron Pearlman
Logan Cunningham
Sean Connery
Patrick Stewart
Bruce Campbell
Stephen Fry

They would all take different parts at a time and sometimes converse with one another.

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE AWESOME? CAN YOU!
Add John De Lancie and Nimoy to the list and my mind would be blown.
Check it. Blown yet?
Blown? Its more than just blown my friend. Aint there a word to describe it.
 

Lord Doomhammer

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I'd want Edward Norton to narrate my life, kind of like how he did Fight Club. Specificly the kind of dry sarcasm that he brought through.

Second choice would be Jeremy Clarkson.

 

EVILGUY

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logan cunningham the single best narrator ever who as yahtzee put it "replaced both of his lungs with chocolate profitarolls" he did bastion
 

razor0512

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The CEO of Razer. With the serious way this guy talks, he can bullshit my life into making it sound awesome.
 

Royta

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Either James Rofle:
http://cinemassacre.com/2008/12/20/cinemassacre-200/
He's got a great voice and he's really pashionate in his voicework.

Or Brandon, from Gametrailers:
http://www.gametrailers.com/users/vespene/gamepad/?action=viewblog&id=467765
He's got a really cool voice as well. Always loved their reviews solely because of his voice.
 

james0192

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There's so many options!
Morgan freeman ofc but as you said that's the obvious answer.

Ron Perlman a la fallout games.
Christopher Lee in his most over the top voice for dramatic goings on
David attenborough could do it as if my life was a wildlife show
Sean Connery
Liam Neeson
Patrick Stewart
If you wanted added mysticysm and fantasty to your narration you could galadriel from the begining of LotR (The actress's name escapes me right now and i'm too lazy to look it up xD)
 

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Patrick Stewart, in a dramatic shakespearean monologue.

I just think it would just be awesome to hear "And our hero once more takes his box of shreddies from the cupboard and pours for himself a feast fit for a king."
 

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canadamus_prime said:
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That guy who usually does movie trailer voice overs, either that or the guy who narrated Diablo II (I forget his name)
Don LaFontaine was his name. He did die recently though, great voice.
That was it!! I knew it, I just couldn't think of it and was too lazy to look it up.
Sorry to hear he died though, he had an really epic voice.
That he did.

 

ryanxm

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I would want Plato to narrate my life. How can you not want a Greek philosopher to point out every action, reaction, and all the feelings of your every day life?
 

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xplay3r said:
Pretty simple question but I think some interesting answers could be given.

If you could chose one person (Actor, Voice-Actor, Character in a movie or T.V. show, Singer, Musician, friend, or even family member, anyone basically) to narrate your life, for the rest of your life, so that only you would hear it, who would you pick?

As a bonus why that person?

I think I would probably go with Michael Weston from Burn Notice (the character, not necessarily the actor)

EDIT: if you answer Morgan Freeman I want you to imagine the big buzzer from QI going off. and you lose 20 points Alan Davies.

for those who don't know what the hell I'm talking about basically I'm saying that's a predictable answer, lets be a bit more creative? lol

EDIT2: Extra Bonus! Give a small example of the way in which they would narrate your life. like them describing something mundane that you are doing
for example, I changed my answer to stephen fry so here is stephen fry narrating me making a sandwich

James lovingly spread the smooth peanut butter gently across the soft white bread, taking care to make spread it to all the edges. Then came the jelly. Ah the jelly the gelatinous sweetness of the grapes was spread as if were a freshly wasted sheet on a bed, when you are dead tired. When the two pieces were placed together and bitten into softly, the explosion of wonderful flavors made him smile with joy!
I'm gonna highly doubt that a simple sandwich provokes that type of orgasmic response.

And Morgan Freeman is just the perfect match for a narrator in my eyes so too bad for you.
 

Davey Woo

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Liam Neeson.

"Davey has a very particular set of skills, a set of skills that make him a nightmare for people like you."
 

eggy32

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It's hard to decide between Matt Berry and Tom Waits.
On one hand Matt Berry's voice is just all around amazing but Tom Waits sounds like Heath Ledger's Joker when he speaks.
Can I have them both?
 

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HuskyStarcraft would make my life 4x more intense. "OOH HE'S WALKING TOWARDS THE BUS! NICELY PLAYED THERE, HE GOT A SEAT!"
 

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James Earl Jones

Not as good of an actor as Morgan Freeman, but he possesses a voice that puts Freeman's to shame