Who yould you want to narrate your life?
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I would want someone who has a really interesting and exiting life to do it, so you can here the painful tedium in their voice: "hes doing nothing, oh hes doing nothing again, still not doing anything noteworthy"
This has already been said many times but I'll reiterate, MORGAN FREEMAN!
Not sure why I'm actually bothering to post. I mean, it's 11 pages in. Nobody is actually going to read this.
Not sure why I'm actually bothering to post. I mean, it's 11 pages in. Nobody is actually going to read this.
morgan freeman, vincent price (if he was alive), christopher lee, samuel l jackson (if he used the words mother fucking instead of commas) and robin williams
I want Yahtzee narrating my life. I can see it now...
"So, here we are again. Uzi-Bazooka's making another cheese sandwich - WHAT AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT. Maybe for his next trick he can breathe oxygen or take a piss.
Now I know what you cheese sandwich fanboys are going to say: 'Yahtzee, you devilishly handsome pillar of the community! Cheese sandwiches have been around for years, and they're one of the most popular forms of lunch on the market!' Well, that's exactly the problem - they HAVE been around for years, and they've become about as interesting as watching paint dry. Sure, they were exciting once, but once every street corner has a triple-c***ed hooker, she loses her appeal somewhat."
"So, here we are again. Uzi-Bazooka's making another cheese sandwich - WHAT AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT. Maybe for his next trick he can breathe oxygen or take a piss.
Now I know what you cheese sandwich fanboys are going to say: 'Yahtzee, you devilishly handsome pillar of the community! Cheese sandwiches have been around for years, and they're one of the most popular forms of lunch on the market!' Well, that's exactly the problem - they HAVE been around for years, and they've become about as interesting as watching paint dry. Sure, they were exciting once, but once every street corner has a triple-c***ed hooker, she loses her appeal somewhat."
I would like Betty White, on the whole, narrating my life (because she's so sweet and hilarious, and she was in Grim adventures of billy and mandy) and for the darker or seedier parts of my story, i'd like this one teacher at my college who i think is coming on to me. He has a really nice voice though...
Charles Manson would probably be an interseting choice for a narrator.He or Yahtzee.Or Simon Pegg.Or even better, Christoph Waltz(Col. Hans Landa from "Inglorious Basterds").Although probably i wouldn't even understand him half the time, since he speaks in like four or so languages.
The Gatherer said:
So I may here him make constant snarkie comments! Although him in british voice is fine as well.
