Who yould you want to narrate your life?

CrystalShadow

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Hmmm...

For some reason Judi Dench seems like it'd be interesting.
I'm not sure she's really known for narration, but it seems like she'd have an interesting voice.

"Once again she found herself distracted. There were many things she had meant to do, yet each day she would inevitably decide it could wait until tomorrow. In this way, days turned into weeks, weeks into months... And a task that should have taken a few weeks had barely been begun a year later.
Every so often there was a moment of action. Something accomplished. A sense that maybe she could, in fact do these things after all. Yet, as quickly as such moments arrived, they departed again.
Instead, she distracted herself browsing the internet, commenting on forums, watching an endless stream of videos, or playing games.
The seeming hopelessness of this wore away her resolve, until in the end it seemed like it no longer mattered...."

Yes... Something like that maybe. XD
 

Zyx150

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Extremely good question posed here, lets see... Either Ben "yahtzee" Croshaw, Liam neeson, Bryan Cranston, Jack Black, Liev Schreiber, Patrick Stewart, ian mckellen, Peter Cullen, John Hurt, john-rhys davies, or James Earl Jones. sorry about the long list, but there's so many good options, and yes, i was totally serious about Having my life being Narrated by yahtzee.
 

Shane McCay

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Logan Cunningham, the narrator from 'Bastion'. That guy's voice is perfect for just about anything. Example..."Shane thought that he was doing right by Six Derps by scarin' folks with a severed head during Fright Fest. Apparently, they don't like wage slaves that don't do right what they say. So what does he do? He quits."
If for some odd reason you haven't picked up Bastion yet. Do so. On Steam. NOW.
 

PonceyMcTosserFaic

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either morgan freeman, (idc if it isn't original, he's awesome) patrick steward, (make it so) sean connery, SAMUEL MOTHAF--KING JACKSON OR TOBUSCUS!!!
 

lovestomooch

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The Major (Mokoto Kusanagi)

But I think Batou could come in every now and again along with those little robot dudes (tachkomas!) just for fun
 

Danny91

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Jeremy Irons :p maybe doing his Scar voice, otherwise just the fancy British thing is good enough
 

6urk17s

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legion431 said:
Liam Neeson
Morgan Freeman
Ron Pearlman
Logan Cunningham
Sean Connery
Patrick Stewart
Bruce Campbell
Stephen Fry

They would all take different parts at a time and sometimes converse with one another.

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE AWESOME? CAN YOU!
Add John De Lancie and Nimoy to the list and my mind would be blown.
 

Brainpalm

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Logan Cunningham (aka Rucks, the narrator from Bastion). His voice is sexier than sex, and I'm a straight male.
 

Rogue Chedder

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I am ashamed to admit that I had never thought about this before now. Although I'm Australian, for some reason, my first thought was Steve Buscemi. (How cool would that be?) But if he wasn't available I have no doubt Sir David Attenborough would be more than happy to do the job, which would be just as cool.