Who yould you want to narrate your life?

[The Gatherer]

Stephen Fry. Obviously.

This is also my choice, or hugh laurie doing his american accent.

Why in sega genesis woud you want him to do that?

So I may here him make constant snarkie comments! Although him in british voice is fine as well.

This to me is acceptable . You may continue at your leisure

 

[Viirin]

My first choice would be the priest from The Princess Bride.... googled it. Peter Cook.

Other options include Gilbert Gottfried or Bobcat Goldthwait. I've always dreamed that when I get married, those two would sing 'loving you' in duet form as the bride walks up the aisle.

Also wouldn't mind if it was Leonard Nimoy.

 

[daemonhunter17]

It would have to be either Sir Ian McKellen (Magneto from the X-men films for those who don't know) or Johnny Cash
(I would have said the narrator from Bastion but that really goes without saying honestly

 

[Tamashikiri]

Kevin Conroy using his Batman voice or Peter Cullen using his Optimus Prime voice.

Same here, with Kevin Michael Richardson as another option.

 

[The Eyeball Moose]

Fuckin' Forrest Gump.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

Liam Neeson...

That voice, omg.
Omg, that voice, omg.

Yeah

 

[xplay3r]

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I'm gonna highly doubt that a simple sandwich provokes that type of orgasmic response.

And Morgan Freeman is just the perfect match for a narrator in my eyes so too bad for you.

It wasn't orgasmic, it was just a smile. Also that's half the point of having a narrator to make the boring seem wonderful and exciting

 

[xplay3r]

This has already been said many times but I'll reiterate, MORGAN FREEMAN!

Not sure why I'm actually bothering to post. I mean, it's 11 pages in. Nobody is actually going to read this.

Hey. I read it.
and who cares if thats what someone else has already said, it's not what is the best answer, it's what your answer is. just because its that same as someone else's doesn't make it any less interesting

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[Ladd Russo]

David Tenant, of course! With his rich Scottish accent, not the english one he used for Doctor Who. He'd make the most mundane tasks sound like they were facinating, and my greatest accomplishments seem trivial beside sandwich making.

 

[xplay3r]

David Tenant, of course! With his rich Scottish accent, not the english one he used for Doctor Who. He'd make the most mundane tasks sound like they were facinating, and my greatest accomplishments seem trivial beside sandwich making.

can't believe it took 12 pages for this to come up

 

[MammothBlade]

Ron Perlman. I really loved the narration of Fallout New Vegas.

 

[FirMothoth]

I can't believe I haven't seen a similar answer yet, but ... myself. I'd narrate the SHIT outta dis *****.

Or, if I'm not available, Al Pacino.

 

[Warlord211]

Too many choices.
In no particular order:
Toby Turner (Tobuscus)
Ron Pearlman
James Earl Jones
David Tennant (My favorite Doctor)
Morgan Freeman
DeadPool
Ryan Reynolds
Mark Hamill
Harrison Ford

I had more but I forgot the rest.

 

[AuricTrinity_XL]

Fumihiko Tachiki, better known as the voice of Gendou Ikari and the narrator from Kaiji.

Sitting in poorly taught class and later office job:

"He hates it. He hates it! HE HATES IT!!!"

 

[stretcher23]

Morgan freeman his voice is so great, i would also like the guy who voiced Jackie Estacado from the Darkness haha

 

[Saltyk]

Well, as others have said, Morgan Freeman could make even the most mundane tasks enthralling because he has the best voice ever.

However, I'll say Mark Hamill. He does a lot of voice over work and you'd be surprised how many of your favorite shows he's been in. Plus, you just know he'd do part of it as the Joker. And how awesome would that be?

what shows was he in??

Well, he's voiced Joker in pretty much every animated Batman show and movie made in the last 20 years. But you probably knew that so I looked it up. He's also appeared in various Scooby Doo shows and movies, Avatar: The Last Airbender where he voiced Ozai as well as others, Spongebob Squarepants, Robot Chicken, and Metalocalypse, and Codename Kids Next Door, to name a few.

 

[xplay3r]

Well, as others have said, Morgan Freeman could make even the most mundane tasks enthralling because he has the best voice ever.

However, I'll say Mark Hamill. He does a lot of voice over work and you'd be surprised how many of your favorite shows he's been in. Plus, you just know he'd do part of it as the Joker. And how awesome would that be?

what shows was he in??

Well, he's voiced Joker in pretty much every animated Batman show and movie made in the last 20 years. But you probably knew that so I looked it up. He's also appeared in various Scooby Doo shows and movies, Avatar: The Last Airbender where he voiced Ozai as well as others, Spongebob Squarepants, Robot Chicken, and Metalocalypse, and Codename Kids Next Door, to name a few.

Wow, mark hamill, best voice actor ever lol

No idea he did SO much voice work

 

[SangRahl]

First choice (barring zombification issues):
Don LaFontaine (a.k.a. "Movie Voice Guy")
"In a world... without a hero. He would become... that hero. But until then... He'd just keep his kids from killing each other."

Second choice:
John Cleese
"Well, now he's making himself some breakfast. Pancakes, sausage patty... what is that? Cheddar? Who puts cheddar on top of sausage? Oh, it's a sandwich, you've got to be kidding. Wait, now he gets out his caffeine drink. What ever happened to tea, or even coffee?"

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Tom Cruise.

Why not? Why the fuck not?
I mean, if someone gets to narrate my life, they damned well better be halfway insane.

 

[BrotherSurplice]

Indrick Boreale. I could do with a few more laughs in the day.

Spoiler: The Codex Astartes calls thees manuva steehl narration!

But to be honest I'd like Boreale to voice everything, so yeah.