I prefer to sit when I am on the can.
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WTF!? I here you scream, and my answer is so that I can play on my DS or PSP.
Why Can?t Men Aim?
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Get really drunk. Now, get a thin hose and hold it between your legs, have someone turn it on to a piss level (you'll have to experiment with that), and try to aim so it gets in the bowl. A woman doesn't really have to aim, even from a hovering position.FamoFunk said:
Also, there are times where, for one reason or another, it just goes crazy. Sometimes pubic hair will cause the stream to split, sometimes it is the shape of the urethra, sometimes it starts before you are properly aimed, etc.
Finally, the worst toilet mess in my house is made by my sister. It isn't on the floor or walls, but I dread having to lift up the seat and see the entire thing dripping with urine.
See, I have a problem. Often, my stream is at a diagonal, and I have to turn to the side to aim.
My stream is incredibly strong, and i often cause splashing regardless of whether I aim for the bowl or for the water. What's worse is the split stream. It doesn't happen anymore, but when I was a kid...oh man, it sucked.
My stream is incredibly strong, and i often cause splashing regardless of whether I aim for the bowl or for the water. What's worse is the split stream. It doesn't happen anymore, but when I was a kid...oh man, it sucked.
Hey, I have quite good aim. And even if I miss or there is some splashing, I always clean up afterwards.
Although I am circumcised, which according to the comments, is important factor in aiming.
Although I am circumcised, which according to the comments, is important factor in aiming.
Piss splash around because people piss while standing up, and people piss standing up because other people splash piss all over the place.
I enjoy sitting down myself.
I find it more pleasant.
There's no way I'm sitting down in public bathrooms though.
Ew.
Even if I need to lay bricks.
I'd rather do it in some bushes.
I enjoy sitting down myself.
I find it more pleasant.
There's no way I'm sitting down in public bathrooms though.
Ew.
Even if I need to lay bricks.
I'd rather do it in some bushes.
I have a deep toilet and I stand real close out of habit so I rarely miss (although being 6' 1" with no indication of stopping this is becoming a rapidly decreasing advantage), unless the dreaded TripStream strikes, in which case I clear up. I just think it's gross to leave it there.
well that would dpened on the bathroom you have. I hav e tile bathroom and you have to round a corner to get to the toilet. so anyone would hear you walking on the tile, and then its just a simple spin backward and enter the defensive position. Besides, when you do, you can still pee, spray it on the walls and the assailant, which odds are will make them stop for a second cause they just got peed on. Also, you can still move more easily then if you're sitting, and what are you honestly going to do while sitting? YOu have to stand up quickly and go all over yourself as well as break your flow and potentially damage your stuff (depending on size, how much of a hang you have on the bowl, and how close you sit to it).robincb said:
you may thinking I';m joking, but this kid in our college actually hurt himself cuase he stood up to quick when someone barged in on him to do a practical joke and damaged his stuff. He pulled his groin and the doctor said that he would never be able to achieve readiness again.
And THATS why I dont sit to pee.
And more realistically, depending on one's size, it's either uncomfortable or one ends up pissing in between the area underneath the seat but above the bowl so the floor still gets wet.Woodsey said:
So sitting down you'd still have to take your hand and push your penis all the way past your balls to guarantee hitting the water.
EDIT: The only time I ever have spillage on the floor is when I'm drunk. I can hardly walk let alone aim!
If you invest the time you can unlock steady aim pro and sleight of hand. They both helped me a lot, especially when I'm in a hurry and need to whip it out after sprinting whilst taking careful aim.
This is something I have never understood. Even drunk I can go in the toilet and not get it everwhere BUT in the bowl. I used to work in an industrial shop and suffered a similar fate to what you describe, with urine all over the place. I find it baffling myself since I learned not to do that when I was a bloody toddler.
I often wondered if it was some primitive throwback, my Co-workers taking it in turn to mark their territory, or some game they all had where they walked into the bathroom, closed their eyes and left it up to fate, or maybe they were just a bunch of apathetic slobs
I often wondered if it was some primitive throwback, my Co-workers taking it in turn to mark their territory, or some game they all had where they walked into the bathroom, closed their eyes and left it up to fate, or maybe they were just a bunch of apathetic slobs
Why can't people tell the difference between the words 'then' and 'than' I ask you.
Men can aim, but sometimes that which we are trying to aim decides to face a different direction mid flow. Then of course the flow can change direction independently or the pressure may change. All of which can add up to a mess.
Men can aim, but sometimes that which we are trying to aim decides to face a different direction mid flow. Then of course the flow can change direction independently or the pressure may change. All of which can add up to a mess.
Yeah, it's unpredictable, but no way am I sitting down. I had to do it when I was on a Navy Cadet Course in Scotland because peeing standing up whilst the boat is rocking abouts the place makes it go everywhere; anyway, it wasn't exactly that comfortable.
I can aim, but I swear my suitemates can't aim to save their lives whether their drunk or sober. It gets even worse when I realize that I'm the only one who's aware enough to actually clean the fucking bathroom.
Having a slight erection can alter the direction of the urine. Sometimes at the very beginning the burst of urine sprays in a non-straight direction. There's no predicting other than previous experience and hope for the best. You can't master random.
Ha ha ha, I forgot about this. Good call.
Imagine if the bullet didnt always go where the barrel was pointing... yeah, try to deal with that factor. You cant always aim at the wall because, y'know, most of the time you will just be peeing on a wall.
EDIT: And also, no one is more annoyed about this than guys anyway... do you want to know why? Because more often than not it ends up going on your trousers! Your bloody trousers!
EDIT: And also, no one is more annoyed about this than guys anyway... do you want to know why? Because more often than not it ends up going on your trousers! Your bloody trousers!