Why Can?t Men Aim?

[itsnotyouitsme]

It's hard to aim with morning wood.

 

[qeinar]

i rarely miss when sober, while drunk.. well.. i think i usually end up sitting while drunk, because standing becomes somewhat hard for me to do when i'm drunk out of my mind. 2 of my best friends i know usually sit al the time while peeing, sitting can be pretty chill.. i prefer standing though.

 

[OniaPL]

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I rarely miss. Although when youre really drunk or tired, it's hard to do the necessary calculations to predict where you will pee.

 

[Pistachio101]

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Finally, a forum I can relate to.

 

[Torrasque]

Beacuase some guys are bad at aiming, and/or miss a little bit, and are too lazy/douchey to clean it up.
The urinal was invented especially for guys to solve your little problem

 

[Pistachio101]

I came for the march

You know what, women? You say men can't aim? You stand up, face the toilet and see how much you get in the bowl! /blaarg

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Finally, a forum I can relate to.

You joined just for it, didn't you?

I came for the March madness. I stayed for the pee discussion.

 

[PleaseDele]

I tend to overshoot. Clean it up though.

 

[OniaPL]

*sigh*
Now we only need a thread about poop. "Are you a floater or a sinker-The poop thread!".

Seriously, 10 pages? God...

By the way, I approve that slogan. Too bad I can't make it my custom title.

Edit: If we are degrading to this pee-discussion level, we may as well take it further. I can pee without using my hands, and I never miss! I am just that good!

 

[Mad1Cow]

It really is more difficult then it looks and takes thought to get right. I could go into details but I won't just because...hurgh...no this isn't that type of forum. Just assume several things, if there isn't enough pressure, it will travel every other route than the air to get to the toilet, if there's too much pressure, it will splash on the toilet and spray everywhere. It's a fine balance and something you women don't have to think about...however I give you have other problems so we have to deal with this.

Also don't label the whole "sitting down is a guaranteed hit" because it's not. There's a small gap in the toilet between the seat and the basin where if you accidentally hit it will spray ALL over the bathroom...so I still have to aim when sitting down, and if it's just angled straight down it cuts off the straw letting nothing past. Now I'm not sure if that's just because I'm not well endowed in life but hey it's hard either way and it's just easier for me to just aim naturally and if anything bad happens, clean it up.

 

[infohippie]

We do aim, but it's difficult.

Think of a hose, you can give the direction in which it will go but it isn't always perfectly accurate is it? Men have that sort of problem but with more inaccuracies because penises don't have smooth, perfectly circular, metallic holes to get the piss out.

Well yours might not...

 

[Zykon TheLich]

We can aim...and we aim for the seat specifically to piss you off (hurr pun, unintentional would you believe).

 

[somonels]

Expelled urine exits my biological plumbing at a 40[sup]o[/sup] angle. To hit the waste disposal waters I could either twist the extruded semi-limb - no way - or target the wall. The latter would draw some hostilities in men's public restrooms where they might think I was aiming for their urinal.

 

[Jandau]

The initial burst is the problem. It can be tricky to predict exactly where it'll go. Generally, most of the "misses" are due to that initial spurt, after which we can correct the trajectory and no additional apilling occurs.

A better question might be "Why do so many men neglect to clean up after themselves?"

Seriously, I sometimes miss a little, I admit. But I always make sure the whole thing is clean before moving on. My GF has no idea that "misfires" occur since she's never had to encounter a pissed-on toilet...

 

[A Free Man]

Why can't Men aim while going to the toilet? Drunk or sober?

After living with more Men then Women all my life (Family/Friends/Relationships) I've always had to enter a bath/toilet room with piss on the floor and toilet seat. This happens 90% of the time in the mornings I lived with a few Men in a house (and more often when alcohol has been involved) I nearly fucking die sometimes because of slipping.
Why does it never get cleaned up by the said Man?

I don't quite understand it, I'm I just unlucky? (although, a lot of people do agree, even Men themselves)
Do some Men think their penis is longer than what it actually is, so stand too far back?
Is it just lazines?
Or, do you have your own explination as to why you/other Men do it?



Note: I'm not saying all Men are like this, I just want to know why it does happens in cases?!

By the sounds of it you are just really unlucky. I'm assuming in this case that we are talking about men over the age of like 10 in which case there is really no excuse D:

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

Well aside from the anomalies already mentioned I think myself like most people can get it in fairly accurate in full stream at ten paces.

 

[sky14kemea]

Weird thing is I live with 2 men and I never find peepee on the seat :0

Either they're both well trained... or they both have amazing aim.

Plus the seat is always down..... Oh crap I live with androids! D:

 

[silasbufu]

I swear I am ten times better when I'm drunk.