Why Can?t Men Aim?

[newwiseman]

I always hit my target.

That said I do know a lot of guys that I don't think were beat enough as children, or perhaps too much, that seem to miss the bowl on purpose. Sick Bastards.

I will say though sometimes a rare dual stream will occur and neither will be any where on target, as mentioned before. Most guys will clean up after that occurs, but you can't make a drunk man do that.

 

[Merkavar]

if i make a mess ill clean it up.

alot of the times when i miss ill correct my aim just to have the direction of my pee change for what ever reason (change in pressure etc) so i end up peeing all over the place.

 

[Caligulove]

I've lived with guys like that, can't blame them for leaving the seat down and such, I do that too- but I think they just don't give a shit or too lazy- assuming they can just deal with the smell or cleanup later. Usually isnt a problem though.

I rage pretty hard if I sit down to take a shit and feel wetness on the toilet seat, that's just disgusting.

 

[MrGalactus]

It very rarely starts off going in a straight line.
EDIT: Uhh, the pee, I mean.

 

[JezebelinHell]

Cause our systems arent perfect.

I mean, usually we can. Its just you always get those last few drops, unless you just bend completely over the toilet.

I am thinking that toilet paper would take care of that but I am female what would I know. xD

The not cleaning up is really the worst part but since I watch some of them also drip coffee and other drinks across the floor and not even NOTICE, I am not surprised.

 

[Outright Villainy]

I'm 6' 4'' so there's no way I piss standing up when I'm using a toilet. I just kneel, and it works out nicely for the most part. No mess

So am I, and I never hit the seat. (unless it does that crazy split stream thing, or there's no light on.)

So you've no excuse sir, refine your aim!

 

[Pyromaniak3]

Its just one of those things that happens... you aim right at it and it just doesn't go that direction... especialy in the mornings, for me at least.

 

[deth2munkies]

Piss is unpredictable, and I guarantee you that 90% of the stuff you count as "missing" is just splashback from actually hitting the target.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Because dicks have no iron sights.

Pff! Pansy! All us real men have iron sights on our johnsons. Right guys??

...Right?

Real men fire from the hip...wow, that joke works for both guns and our member. Coincidence? I think not.
OP: Most of us can aim and clean up the splashes afterword (Yes, there is always backsplash. One liquid is colliding with another at high speed.) But in the morning when we get up...all bets are off. Seriously, it's freaking Thunderdome.

 

[Ohhi]

To me I clean up after I piss, if I miss but I usually don't miss simple as that.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Skip to 2:41 and learn you something.

 

[emeraldrafael]

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Most men are actually really good at cleaning up. Unless they live alone and get careless. But just running toilet paper over it isnt helping. You took away the moisture, not killed the germs in it. Though pee is supposedly sterile, so maybe that is all you need. I know if i ever do make a mess on the seat (sometimes i like to get fancy and see how far away and I can shoot and still get in. WHAT?! I'm in college, and bored, and get out early. Its better then doing drugs) I'll disinfect it more then just TP.

 

[JezebelinHell]

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Most men are actually really good at cleaning up. Unless they live alone and get careless. But just running toilet paper over it isnt helping. You took away the moisture, not killed the germs in it. Though pee is supposedly sterile, so maybe that is all you need. I know if i ever do make a mess on the seat (sometimes i like to get fancy and see how far away and I can shoot and still get in. WHAT?! I'm in college, and bored, and get out early. Its better then doing drugs) I'll disinfect it more then just TP.

I was referring to the last few drips at the end BEFORE THEY HIT THE FLOOR OR SEAT PLEASE! >.<

 

[Lyri]

I pee sitting down, because I DONT CARE, and from my disloyalty to doing it standing up, I have physically FORGOTTEN how.

You stand there with your dick in your hand and you go for gold.

How else do you imagine peeing standing up?
Not something you forget.

 

[dementis]

OT: Well, drunk because err... we're drunk.

LOL!
I refuse to accept this for the drunk answer. Even when I'm in a complete state, as a Woman, I don't just slid off the toilet and piss all over me/the seat/floor.

You may not but some women do, glad that wasn't my house party haha.

 

[mexicola]

Because a man was always meant to be peeing in the savage wilderness. We cannot be confined by the shackles of modern etiquette and limited peeing spaces it would mean giving up our last vestiges of freedom. Let your spirit run free my brothers and pee - pee like you never peed before!

[sub][sub]But yeah they should clean up that shit is just disgusting. [/sub][/sub]

 

[emeraldrafael]

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OH, apologies then. I'm sorry.

But I dont know any guy that does that. usually they're kinda lost in the fact of what they're doing.

 

[Hashime]

Yeah, sometime you will start to go and the stream will split. Naturally you panic and spray everywhere.

 

[Gardenia]

Men can aim, it's just that the trajectory of the piss isn't always too predictable. Sometimes the stream just goes in a different direction than you had expected. Orifices aren't that predictable.
Have you ever tried pouring water from a glass, only to find that the water runs down the glass instead of going straight down? That might happen towards the end of a peeing-session, when pressure is sinking.
Oh, and the infamous "split stream". That one's always delightful.

I always clean up if I make a mess though. Anything else would be gross.

You know, sometimes I wonder why I don't just sit.
[sub]Men are supposed to stand, damnit! That's just what we do. We are gifted with the ability to stand, and we'll be damned if we don't use it to its fullest.[/sub]

Oh the FUCKING split stream. Just this morning I had 4 individual streams, that all seemed to hate each other and wanted to get as far away as humanly(pissingly?) possible. Ofcourse I cleaned it up afterwards, but damn!
I find sitting while peeing very uncomfortable, because I'm quite tall and large (not fat or anything, just built like a man), and I have to bend my penis at an uncomfortable angle while sitting on the toilet, which makes it hard to completely "fire all torpedoes", so to speak, resulting in spills when I stand up again. Also not a fan of having the tip of the aforementioned penis touch the bowl.
When I get my own place, I'm installing a damn urinal.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

While the apparatus through which we expel urine can be pointed fairly easily, the problem is simply that there are a wide variety of situations which make it difficult to determine where exactly urine is going to actually go when we start the process. Chiefly among them, without a clear knowledge of what sort of pressure said urine is going to be expelled with, it is quite impossible to know if one's aim is on target without standing over the toilet in such a way as to be incredibly awkward (and as often as not, hilariously unsanitary). Most aiming problems are the result of this period of uncertainty at the beginning. It is only when distracted (by being drunk for example) that aiming problems occur after the start.