Why did you kill the above avatar?

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I told him not to step in front of me during a firefight, ****it!

 

[Marik2]

Because he is a dragon

 

[UltraDeth]

Littered in the dining hall.

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

I did it because (insert Warhammer 40k joke here because I know nothing about it)

 

[UltraDeth]

Sent me two bad games.

 

[Barbas]

For invading the dairy isle.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

cut me off in traffic!

 

[UltraDeth]

Called everyone "Brah".

 

[Barbas]

Money changed hands. Alcohol was involved.

 

[UltraDeth]

His magic trick caused constant vomiting amongst the audience.

 

[Barbas]

You were arguing with the chef while he was trying to prepare my bolognese.

 

[UltraDeth]

He recorded over my cartoons.

 

[Barbas]

He dissed the Foyle.

 

[UltraDeth]

For strafing nearby greenhouses.

 

[Barbas]

For appearing on a television programme with Kevin Bishop.

 

[UltraDeth]

For calling the fashion police to dress my troops.

 

[Barbas]

For ramming the SPAAs.

 

[UltraDeth]

For de-alphabetising my CD collection.

 

[Barbas]

To cause ascension.

 

[UltraDeth]

For crashing a jet into the winery.