Why did you kill the above avatar?

[Barbas]

For interrupting Cosmos.

 

[UltraDeth]

For bringing up politics at the dining table.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

For making a telemarketing call to my house during dinner!

 

[UltraDeth]

Kept telling everyone America defeated the Mongols!

 

[Barbas]

The aim appears to drift off to the left.

 

[UltraDeth]

I didn't realise the shotgun blast was that strong.

 

[Barbas]

It was a matter of faith.

 

[UltraDeth]

For having tacky furniture.

 

[Barbas]

Incessant flossing.

 

[UltraDeth]

Blew his nose on the music sheets.

 

[Barbas]

He refused to give me a packet of tissues.

 

[UltraDeth]

Spilt a drink on the Normandy's systems.

 

[Barbas]

Several minutes of entertainment, followed by approximately one hour of regret.

 

[UltraDeth]

Said my 'tache was gay.

 

[Barbas]

Diverted the legions to Spain.

 

[UltraDeth]

For cancelling after many delays.

 

[Barbas]

For having lunch with Nurgle and coming back looking like this:

Spoiler

 

[UltraDeth]

For having lunch with Nurgle and coming back looking like this:

Spoiler

What in blazes?

OT: For dancing a hole in my floors.

 

[Barbas]

You stared too long.

OT: Yet another soul for my ever-growing army of the undead.

 

[UltraDeth]

Ransacked the games vendor.