Why did you kill the above poster?

[Nick Calandra]

I work too much.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

Doesn't have enough play.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

For having almost, but not quite, the right amount of play

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

For being let out.

 

[Shadyside]

For being a Canadian.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

For that 5 minute major

 

[Kae]

Because I needed meat for tacos.

 

[Shadyside]

Because I wanted to know what cats taste like.

 

[Wintermute]

For making offensive jokes.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because I don't wanna merge with you.

 

[Shadyside]

Because your degeneracy is causing the fall of Greece.

 

[Wintermute]

I'm making america great again.

 

[Shadyside]

Your death will make Brazil great again.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

Because you're the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now.

 

[Shadyside]

Because you kept making me lose bets in dog fights.

 

[Kae]

Because he didn't pay me the money he owed me from those lost dog fights.

 

[Shadyside]

For being a pussy

 

[Kae]

For being an ass.

 

[CM156]

For using drugs

 

[Shadyside]

For being part of the swamp.