Why did you kill the above poster?

[Neuromancer]

Because this is not the thread where you answer with questions.

 

[Kae]

Because he was supposed to just answer the question.

 

[Trunkage]

Because the war against drugs told me to

 

[Mister Mumbler]

The squirrel who sells me drugs said so

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you told people I sell you drugs.

 

[Kae]

Because he sold me low quality drugs.

 

[Shadyside]

For making Mexico into a degenerate country.

 

[Kae]

For making Earth into a degenerate planet.

 

[Shadyside]

Because the government told me to do it.

 

[Kae]

Because the TV told me that's what anarchists do.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

Because my name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

 

[Kae]

Because the character was Inigo Montoya not Indigo, but you know, you won't have another chance to get it wrong!

 

[Shadyside]

Because my culture told me to do it.

 

[Wintermute]

For being an ass.

 

[Kae]

I wanted to see what all those wires did!

 

[Shadyside]

 

[Kae]

To further the gay agenda.

 

[Shadyside]

Because black cats are unlucky.

 

[Nick Calandra]

Made too many spam posts in my forums.

 

[Shadyside]

Because you took a long time to give me my legacy badge.