Fair enough, let's take the high road.
1) Poliwag, Poliwhirl and Poliwrath meet Politoed.
Politoed is the only one here that even resembles a frog
2) Did we not have enough turtle Pokemon with Shuckle and Torkoal?
Shuckle is a barnacle
3) Furry Spinarak and Ariados.
House spiders vs Tarantulas, my friend
4) Magnemite, Magnetron and their 3rd evolution. Replace orbs with gears.
Indeed, they're all dumb looking.
5) There's Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan. Again.
No arguments.
6) Oh look, six palette swaps of Aipom.
Not really, these are based off the hear/see/speak no evil monkeies thing. Pansear/Panpour/Pansage has his ear out/eyes closed/mouth open
7) And another palette swap of Teddiursa and Ursaring.
Woodland bear vs Polar bear
8) Pidgey, Pidgeotto and Pidgeot. Again.
Pigeons vs Pheasants. Okay, pidove (the first stage) is obviously a pigeon as well, but at least he actually LOOKS the part.
9) Furry rodent useless normal types? Did we not already have Sentret and Furret?
"rodent" is such a vague term. There's ferrets, squirrels, rats, mice, beavers, the list goes on. It's unfair to harp on about there being a lot of rodent pokemon. And of course they're useless, they're easily obtained and evolved. You get what you pay for.
10) Sandshrew and Sandslash.
It's closer to diglett/dugtrio concept wise. Sandshrew/Sandslash were based off of pangolins, Drilbur and Excadrill are moles. The only real similarities I can see are that they have the same body type and have long claws. But then so does Zangoose. Plus, you know excadrill can close up his claws with the horns on his head to become an actual drill, right?
11) Bellosom, no questions asked.
Because bellosom was the first pokemon with a flower on it's head ever, right? Seriously Lilligant is based more on high societal ladies whereas bellosom are hula dancers.
12) Spearow and Fearow over again.
Sparrows = Eagles? Or are we clumping all birds together too? C'mon these ones don't even look the same.
13) Take Paras and Parasect. Replace their fungi with chests.
Do you mean crusts?
14) Because we didn't have Stantler already.
Sawsbuck was meant to show off the different times of the year. S.A.W.S. Summer Autumn Winter Spring, having a different (purely cosmetic) form for each.
15) Suspiciously similar to Larvitar, Pupitar and Tiranitar.
WAT? Fine, axew is small, green and has the same body style as larvitar, sure but how exactly are the rest of the "suspiciously similar"?
What,
ice-cream is a rare English delicacy now?