Why is America so awesome?

[USSR]

And here is one of the best reasons I can think of that we ARE awesome.
1. We aren't Canada.

Oh, low blow.
Isn't it ironic that you just demonstrated one of the reasons people hate Americans?

I honestly don't see why people would hate Canada. I mean, look at it. It is one of the most unlikely places to start a war. Just like Australia.

I actually think it would be pretty epic is Canada and Australia went to war. I mean, no one would expect it.

But now I've lost my train of thought in my foolish desires.

 

[Joeshie]

I honestly don't see why people would hate Canada. I mean, look at it. It is one of the most unlikely places to start a war. Just like Australia.

I actually think it would be pretty epic is Canada and Australia went to war. I mean, no one would expect it.

But now I've lost my train of thought in my foolish desires.

I think most of the time people make fun of Canada is just in jest and not in seriousness. I mean, they wear funny hats and say "eh" all the time. It's like they are begging to be made fun of.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

They aren't.

Thread End.

 

[Nevins]

I think America is awesome because we kept the free world free from Communist oppression for 60 years

I think America is awesome because we (The selfish pricks that we are) give out more money than any foreign government

I think America is awesome because there is a reason why the rest of the world comes HERE to study

I think America is awesome because we are worried that we are no longer doing HALF of the worlds science

I think America is awesome because we own up to what we do

I think America is awesome because we are an incredibly diverse people, both ideologically and racially. Nowhere else in the world can you experience the vast array of cultures that are present in the US

I think America is awesome because our people can slander our president and not get sent to jail for it

I think America is awesome because we provide defense systems to countries that would have to go without if we weren't here (patriot missiles in poland.... etc)

I think America is awesome because all of those nutjobs who promised their neighbours that they would move to Canada if Bush won, are still here.

I think America is awesome because we do not have a socialized health care system, so innovation is allowed to continue, unlike countries like Canada where there are enormous waiting lists for basic services (One Canadian cancer patient, this was in Discover magazine, was on a 6 month waiting list for an MRI. His doctor told him that he would be dead in 5 months. So, what did he do? He hopped on a plane to the US, and had his MRI in 3 days. Thats progress.)

America is the most hated country in the world, because we aren't afraid of stepping on a few toes to achieve what is usually best for everyone. Have we made mistakes? Hell yes! We fuck up all the time. The difference is that even though the rest of the "Civilized World" treats us as unclean gun toting hicks, we honestly don't give a shit, and go ahead fighting the good fight. What the hell have the Europeans enlightened Europeans done in Darfur: answer, they haven't lifted a damn finger! I absolutely love all of the people posting in this thread who say that they hate America. Well, if you hate it so much, leave, because the grass is always greener on the other side of the hill!

 

[savandicus]

America is great because their adverts are HILLAROUS, i saw an advert there once for a 4 by 4 that was 'now able to hold up to 4 tonnes' and looking around you see that a large chunk of americas have these and i bet the heaviest and biggest thing they've ever carried with it is a broom. If anyone on the escapist can think of something a normal person would need to move a 4 tonne object then i'll give them a cookie.

how about a boat? where's my cookie :O

No cookie to you, normal people dont have boats that they need to use a car to drive around. Boats can move themselfs . Feel free to try again though.

Oh come on, that's not fair, people use trucks to toe boats around on land.
Gimme my cookie T_T

If 2 people on this forum reply to this and own a boat then i'll give you a cookie. Otherwise its too rare a thing for average people to have

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Actually, I do have a question.

Why are people proud to be American? what are the reasons to make you proud to be born in the country that you are in?

P.S. football being called soccer is blasphemy, and I am sure it has been said here somewhere but American football just being called football is even worse, I mean one play out of four? seriously?

P.P.S I love American football and am a Right Tackle, and I think America is decent but few spoil it for many.

FINAL THOUGHT: Great Britain FTW.

 

[Nevins]

Actually, I do have a question.

Why are people proud to be American? what are the reasons to make you proud to be born in the country that you are in?

Because then we are connected by birth to the most powerful and benevolent country that has ever graced the face of the earth.

 

[Xojins]

The U.S. isn't anything spectacular; there are good things and bad things about it, just like any other country.

As for the whole "Americans think they're the best" thing, it's called nationalism, and every country has it. I don't understand why everyone thinks this is a uniquely American habit.

 

[SkinnySlim]

Please forgive my overly rambunctious american brothers, for we are a nation composed of all the people the rest of the world didn't like to begin with (puritans/irish/etc.). We started out as the underdog, and are still very young, trying to truly discover what it is to be american since we do not have a long history to draw from. It's because of this that we have a chip on our shoulder, but also that we are ready to assist the downtrodden and needy. Take a peek at charitable donations per capita and you will see that most americans are much more giving than our foreign friends, but that is not to say that we are better than them, it's just to say that there are a lot of good folks here, and they deserve better than to be labeled as idiots, braggarts, or zealots. Our culture shapes the cultures of the world, so enjoy it. Our innovation drives us into the future. We like war a bit much, but that is what forged us into what we are. Have some bourban and enjoy the view, were gonna be here a while...

 

[geldonyetich]

As an American, I like to point out just how far we are from awesome.

• [li]Our leaders are elected through an outrageous popularity contest with very little focus put towards their capacity to rule, resulting in a great deal of war profiteering and loss of civil rights as of late.[/li]
  [li]Our economy features a massive divide of "haves" and "have nots," with the people who have not being perpetually shamed by out-of-control advertising into borrowing massive sums to shore up a need for meaningless materialism that leaves them in a state of perpetual wage-slavery.[/li]
  [li]Because being a douchebag has proven such a successful mode of advancement in our society, we've successfully eroded our foundation to the point where we've brought ourselves and the rest of the world that deals with us teetering near the edge of complete societal collapse.[/li]

If we don't suffer a massive social upheaval some time in our immediate future, it'll be because Obama successfully saved our ass, but I doubt most of us would notice because we're dumb asses who, despite all this shit going on, would spend over 46% of our popular votes during the last presidential election trying to stay the course. As it stands, we'll be lucky if one such dumb ass doesn't shoot him for some ignorant reason or another.

That I can mention this without being stoned to death in the streets is the sole reason why America is awesome. Nationalism movements were largely responsible for the World Wars. Being able to criticize ourselves without being hunted down by people entranced by sentiments of Patriotism is our sole chance at not repeating the mistakes of the past.

 

[leugim789]

super-virtual porn?

 

[Jaythulhu]

*Snort* Egotistical claptrap. Australia is a far superior country to america

 

[Dubiousduke]

Patriotim is important. If there were't any supporters of a country, there wouldn't be a county left to not support. I hope that makes sense.

Sometimes people forget all the bad things about their county.
What's even worse is when people forget all the good things about their country.

 

[Genta8]

Well, most people will say "Its the land of oppurtunity" which techically it is, but I think its simply since we're "unique" whether its for better or worse. I'm leaning for better!

 

[SkinnySlim]

Savandicus: I have two boats, can he have a cookie now? Oh, and I tow them both with my truck.

Jaythulu: Been to Australia (Perth/Hobart). I also survived the 1980's, both were very similar. OK, just kidding, loved the place, had an awesome time, but I did feel like I stepped back in time a decade or two...oh, and I love your women. There is a lot to be said for Australia on their women alone...

Anyway, if the U.S. sucks so bad, why the hell do we have such a shitty immigrant problem? Anybody else have this problem? You can't swing a dead cat around here without hitting someone on a work visa.

 

[Raddragon]

I am British but I think I know why Americans are so awesome, warning: contains swear words.


Edit: They aren't Canadian!

You stole my ideia. I was gonna post that. Aww well...

 

[Nargleblarg]

America is awesome because we have Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, and Jackie Chan that's why.

 

[ygetoff]

America is the best because it has the largest fleet of armed pickup trucks in the world. Texas alone could repel an invasion by 2 or 3 third-world countries.
EDIT: Also, punk rock. Having it adds twenty awesomeness points to your score. That's why Britain is second, only because they have worse food, and less armed pickup trucks.

 

[Nevins]

So, to the people posting about America's "propaganda", can you actually cite some of that?

 

[Cahlee]

6. We are so fucking fat.

Believe it or not Australia overtook America last year as the fattest nation in the world! Go us!