Why is it Monday?

Galletea

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That's it? That's your bad Monday? Well, I spose I'd be pissed off if that had happened to me.

I just spent three hours on a train, where I discovered that my siblings had run down the battery on both my iPod and my DS, managed to get ants on me while sitting on the first train and then spent the rest of the journey itching and being certain they were still on me. And then I didn't have enough cash to get a coffee. And I'm starting exams this week, and won't be seeing my boyfriend for a while.

But I've had worse days.
 

ssgt splatter

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Rock Avich said:
Anyone else have the worst days on Mondays?

Today alone, my coffee spilled, my dog keeps on barking, and my PSP (don't laugh) decided to die on me half-way through a fricking level on Loco Roco 2.

I hate Mondays.

Any other stories on bad Mondays?
I think you and Garfield would get along just fine.
 

rekabdarb

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lets see i woke up sweating and felt like i was going to vomit, felt like crying, but not sure why i didn't have a dream the night before.
I have a paper due on thursday and i'm ditching because i'm not feeling well and i have to take the bus to school... that takes 2 hours to get to school
fuck that

The next day is always worse than today
 

Rock Avich

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rekabdarb said:
lets see i woke up sweating and felt like i was going to vomit, felt like crying, but not sure why i didn't have a dream the night before.
I have a paper due on thursday and i'm ditching because i'm not feeling well and i have to take the bus to school... that takes 2 hours to get to school
fuck that
I hate it when I wake up sweating. It makes me feel terrible.
 

rekabdarb

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Rock Avich said:
rekabdarb said:
lets see i woke up sweating and felt like i was going to vomit, felt like crying, but not sure why i didn't have a dream the night before.
I have a paper due on thursday and i'm ditching because i'm not feeling well and i have to take the bus to school... that takes 2 hours to get to school
fuck that
I hate it when I wake up sweating. It makes me feel terrible.
yeah and then i watch the new yugioh abridged and realize the term/word friend/friendship is now invalid to me
 

ace_of_something

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Am I the only one who thought of Solomon Grundy?

It's Monday because when the anti-pope invented the calendar he decided to make the first day of the week the suckiest day of the week but only in Asia. For the rest of us it's just the first day of the work week.

(except for me Monday is the beginning of my weekend)
 

Jeronus

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You may not know it is essential that Mondays suck. Think about it. Would you rather have all the bad experiences on one day or spread throughout the week? Mondays take all the shit that pisses you off so you can get through the rest of the week knowing that you got through the worst of it.
 

Rock Avich

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Jeronus said:
You may not know it is essential that Mondays suck. Think about it. Would you rather have all the bad experiences on one day or spread throughout the week? Mondays take all the shit that pisses you off so you can get through the rest of the week knowing that you got through the worst of it.
Don't get logical with me, son.
 

AboveUp

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I always have Mondays and Tuesdays off.

Don't get me started on Wednesdays....
 

Trivun

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Well, Saturday was a huge pub crawl (officially the worst and longest in the UK... :D), and Sunday was spent recovering and watching all 3 Resident Evil movies in a marathon film session (would have picked a longer film series but with me getting up at midday and spending that time still recovering from a hangover, I didn't have the time for more than 3 films...).

Anyway, I digress. Mondays seem to be spent paying in karma points for the fun I have at weekends (although admittedly my weekends are usually boring, there's not much to do in Leeds unless you have a full day to spend, and I'm lazy). I have a 9 0'clock lecture, tutorial at 10am, then an hour off, then more university work until 3pm. Non-stop. Then when that's all done I have coursework and then Filmmaking Society meetings at 7pm until late at night. So my day is very full, and although I live on campus I still always end up late for the first lecture. Very busy. Then next year I'll be living a 15 minute walk away, and since I get up late anyway that'll mean more lectures missed. Thank God my timetable will change too, hopefully I'll get more time in bed... (goes off to sleep for 1.5 hours...)
 

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slept till 10 minutes ago, going to see my gf later, had cupcakes for breakfast,and found my old wallet while looking for my laptop mouse and it had 10 dollars in it. my monday ROCKS
 

Rock Avich

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Khell_Sennet said:
Jeronus said:
You may not know it is essential that Mondays suck. Think about it. Would you rather have all the bad experiences on one day or spread throughout the week? Mondays take all the shit that pisses you off so you can get through the rest of the week knowing that you got through the worst of it.
But Wednesdays suck just as hard as Mondays do. Not in the same way, Mondays use more tongue while Wednesday has the vaccume-like grip for full suckage, but suck they both do.

Don't read too much into that...


But yeah, other days of the week suck just as bad, but that's pretty par for the course that is life. Cancer Man said it best...
That image is now my best friend.