Why should beaches be closed?

[SirDeadly]

Hey guys, my girlfriend and I need some help. For her english essay my gf needs to answer the question, "Why is it a good thing that beaches be closed in the summer?" so far we have come up with, sharks, dangerous currents and cancer. Any sensible help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks

~Deadly

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Stupid tourists, who come to a beach and forget how to swim.
And heatstroke.

 

[xHipaboo420x]

...I like the beach. But I guess they are full of dogshit and litter?

 

[-IT-]

Sand, after five minutes all your stuff (including yourself) is covered in that nasty nasty stuff.

 

[El Poncho]

Hmm is it ok it if she repeat the word it's not? otherwise you could say no tourists polluting the beach/littering. eh eh eh but with that you get no tourists. Tell who ever gave the essay to suck your cock.

 

[Sewblon]

Jellyfish, and if it is a nude beach, the obese.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

'Cause the place always end up covered in all kinds of crap that people don't want to keep so they just dump it upon leaving.

 

[ConnorCool]

old women bathing topless... eughhh

what has been seen cannot be unseen

 

[Pipotchi]

Keeping ugly/obese people away from offending the vision of others?

 

[Lazarus Long]

Wait, beaches give you cancer now? Is nothing safe?

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I really can't think of any reason that beaches should close :S

If the beaches were to close during summertime in Greece, the fucking economy would collapse! Beaches are very important to this country, since they attract tourists. I personally love the sea

Although I don't know how the beaches are in the USA so...

Wait, beaches give you cancer now? Is nothing safe?

Be glad they don't give you AIDS :S

 

[AroLombardi]

old women bathing topless... eughhh

what has been seen cannot be unseen

*Pukes* Thanks for the mental image.

Wait, beaches give you cancer now? Is nothing safe?

Be glad they don't give you AIDS :S

Well actually...

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Well actually...

...shit! Gotta get myself tested asap!

 

[GeoPB]

Sand, after five minutes all your stuff (including yourself) is covered in that nasty nasty stuff.

This is all you need my friend.

 

[Jaythulhu]

Morbidly obese men in budgie smugglers. End of essay.

 

[More Fun To Compute]

The take income away from honest, hard working people who work in the swimming pool industry.

 

[ThePocketWeasel]

Cause people abandon all their rubbish because they're too lazy to walk to a bin. So all the scaly little animals will be safe.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

It would probably be much easier to argue the other side of this view. Whack in some filler crap about why they shouyld be closed, then give the excellent reasons why they shouldnt then give a nice conclusion. A=you're welcome

 

[RRilef]

People on them cause errosion maybe. People wander off into the dunes and disrupt the sea turtles' birthcycle.

 

[InsertWittyName]

old women bathing topless... eughhh

what has been seen cannot be unseen

Ha it seems you've never heard of lead based paint!
Now to what sucks about beaches....people tend to be equivalent to shit so your stuff will probably get stolen.