Why So Serious?

[Ramthundar]

Okay, a little thread i'll start to fight against all the Tough-and-Brown games coming out nowadays.

I'll make a plot/object of a game/movie/ect, then the next person has to make it less serious and then make a new serious game, and on it goes (or, you can reverse it, i.e. make it a silly game, the next person makes it serious.)

Ok, and easy open one just to start it out.

"You are flying towards a planet, your duty to take out every inhabitant on it's surface."


P.S. I suck at the search bar, have used it many times but always end up with posts saying "this thread has been done before, use your own damn creativity, ur mom is fat" ect, ect.
IF this thread has been done before, how do i delete it?

 

[Berethond]

I didn't like them anyways!

You must assassinate the president, if you fail the world will explode.

 

[Ramthundar]

"and since your obviously in love with cubes, that must be your family! all cubes will die if you don't cull teh human race!"

Yeah, just like that. good job. and thanks for the tip.
Anway...
"You have just been handed your latest assignment. But the photo of your target? Your fiance."

GOD #@$#. Ninja'd on my own Thread!

 

[Flying-Emu]

*EDITED*
NINJAD

disregard

 

[Ramthundar]

okay, that's not a good way to start a thread. But, we shall live through it. Do over!

"You have just been handed your latest assignment. But the photo of your target? Your fiance."

 

[Berethond]

Pfffftttt arranged marriage.

You must assassinate the president, if you fail the world will explode.

 

[Romicron]

Good thing I have my own spaceship.

A new airborn retrovirus threatens to wipe out mankind through the reversal of evolution! You must find the cure!

 

[Berethond]

Well, looky there. It's on my shelf.

You are going to hell.

 

[Ridergurl10]

Well I'll sure get a good tan!

The Zombie apocalypse is upon us . . . it's up to you to destroy them.

 

[Klagermeister]

Fun! Now all those hours playing Dead Rising will have meant something.

"A psychopath is on the phone, and asks you which of your parents he should set free, and which should die."

 

[Romicron]

"I'm sorry? You have the wrong number, I have no living parents."

You are The One. You must fulfill The Prophecy.

 

[Dancingman]

The prophecy of 50% off at Barnes and Noble, GET ON DOWN AND BUY STUFF!

A comedian was found dead last night, detectives reported that his apartment showed signs of a struggle, he was severely beaten before being thrown out of the window.

(cookie for reference)

 

[Klagermeister]

Luckily, the murderer had a good laugh before escaping.

"An evil mastermind has unlocked the doors to all prisons, and declares anarchy across all nations."

 

[Dancingman]

And that's what happens if you do drugs kids.

The chancellor has seized all power and declared the Republic to be an Empire!

 

[Ramthundar]

the first plan by Hitler, but was hit by a copy-right lawsuit by darth vader

The key to the sacred stone has been stolen, and u must find it and use it to save the world.

 

[SnowCold]

of Warcraft.

Lolcats with chainsaws are chasing you

 

[terribleyetfun]

the chainsaws are toys and everybody loves lolcats

you are a psycho killer tasked with running around and killing everything

 

[Whiskyjakk]

in Hitler's bunker.

You are kidnapped by the local mafia ...

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

For a surprise birthday party! Yay!

You have just watched your home and everything you own burn to the ground....

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Like a good neighbor, StateFarm was there. With a gas tank and lighter.

You awake in a bathroom, chained to a wall. You are trapped with another person. You are instructed to kill that person or else you will die